Chapter Slogan

So, we are now in need of one. Give submissions in here!

FFUK South: No Mushy Peas!

 

But I like mushy peas!

FF-UK: South - we like our tractors

 

Where houses cost double

 

The patio of Belgium

 

"Now Mostly Underwater"

 

FF:UK - South: The home of tractors, pasties and C3-PO

 

Add pirates into that and you got yourself a slogan!

 

Ok...
FF:UK - South: The home of pirates, pasties and C3-PO

It's almost an alliteration! Paul: You're a genius!

 

When you're alone and thing are making you lonely you can always go down-saaaaaaaf!

 

FF:UK South - Sanity free or your money back!

 

I sense a money making opportunity...

 

Only if you input money first. You didn't? Oh, what a shame. No money making for you!

Besides, where the hell is the sanity?

 

You said 'Sanity free or your money back!', well the visitors have to have paid something in in order to get something back. *Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

 

Ooooooooooooh!

I like the way you think!

 

*Takes a bow*
Thank you. Of course I expect to get half for my intellectual genius...

 

Oh, certainly.


Especially if I get the other half!

 

Agreed...

 

Yup, we'll charge £5 for entry!

*sets up the "Entry: £6.50" signs*

 

*Cough* Make it £7... We don't want to steal the nice visitor's 50p coins now, do we?

 

Oh, true. 50p pieces are very nice. Especially that one with all the writing on one side. £7 it is!

 

*Cough* Actually - that makes it £3.50 each... We'd still have to steal someone's 50ps... Maybe £8 - that divides nicely...

 

You're full of good ideas.

Although, £8... I say we just round it up to £10 and be done with it!

 

Superb idea! - after all, everyone always has a tenner to spare, not so common to have a fiver and £3... That way we don't steal any change what-so-ever!

 

Exactly! We're philanthropists, through and through!

 

Indeed, but we had better keep this quiet, or someone might hear...