Canada Chat thread-Just a American who'd like to get to know some of his neighbors

yeah, but y'all would never attack us...that'll be the day that Satan offers free sled rides...even if hell did freeze over, you know he wouldn't offer them for free!!

 

*extremely evil glare in Chris' general direction*

//wonders what you said before you edited.

We wouldn't be flattened entirely. We'd make it about as far as.... well, 20 feet, then we'd be forced to retreat to the north pole, where it's too cold for the Americans to follow us. Then they'd take our country, and nobody would ever again complain that Canada doesn't assert it's dominance of the north.

 

I would hurl double chocolat timbits at the americains until the Tim hortons go out of business . . .

 

Remember though, they would just mistake it as foreign aid.

Of course, Canada is being critisized for not aiding other countries enough, so we could be killing 2 birds with one stone.

 

What we send all we have ?!?!? Did you we have the best painted ships in the world

 

No, I don't work for Nortel, even though I recently bought stocks from them... $1.42...

 

Telus? Bell?

//tries to remember easern phone companies

All we have out in BC is BC Tel.

 

Don't plot againest us were friends remember?Our countrys even thought about uniting for a bit in the early 90's.Besides from your guys point of attack you'd get farther than 20 ft.theres nothing great on the border.
Zack Morris(Saved By The Bell)-We should attack Canada.Yeah they'd never suspect it.
Anyways hows everybody?

 

Bell, BC Tel doesn't exist anymore, they became Telus.

Doing not too bad, caught a cold in the middle of summer...

 

For your information Chris, I edited to correct my spelling! Although I shouldn't have told you that, just to see what you could come up with that you think I would be mean enough to say...

All we have is NBTel...and no offense to anyone, but they SUCK!! You Canadians need monopoly laws up there...and I'm not talkin Milton-Bradley, either....

I'm well!

 

How well does Universal Healthcare work?

 

I can't say too much...Sussex General almost KILLED me once (I'm almost not lying there)...and there was the one day all the doctors in New Brunswick went on strike, so if anyone wanted health care, they had to drive to either Nova Scotia or Quebec...so y'all tell me.

 

It's getting worse in Quebec, long hours of wait in the emergency rooms, good doctors crossing the border to get a better pay... we're going to have a 2 way system pretty soon, those who can afford it will get better services.

It could take a while before it gets established but unless they start paying our doctors, it's gonna be worse...

 

Don't plot againest us were friends remember?

I'm kidding!

//plots

I'm satisfied with universal healthcare, but not everybody is.

 

Anybody here?

 

I'm here...

 

How long ago?

 

How long ago for what?

 

Hello out there ! Anybody there ? ? ?

 

Well this is quickly turning into a "Anybody Home?" thread....

 

*looks around*

I'm home...I think...

 

Hello

//voice echos

 

When people want to talk in here use PM's to pull some people in.

 

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Hello,

From Cincinnati here, Canada is a nice country!