Chatroom (Comedy) (OT-pre-NJO)

Please take this well seeing it is along time since i did have writen a fan fiction, This is what could happen in the Star Wars Galixy (oh yeah please excooze the bad spelling aswell) if they all got in the same Chatroom.
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(Big_Green_ears has entered the room)

Big_Green_ears: Hello? Hmm... the force is strong in this room. Hmm...

Golden_rod: Why it is great to see that some else is in the room i was getting rather lonely in here all by myself.

Big_Green_ears: Hmm... The force has begun to sink again.

(Jedi_stud has entered the Room)

Jedi_stud: Hello? Anyone here?

Big_Green_ears: Hmm... I am here. Hmm... familiar you seem. Hmm...

Jedi_stud: and who are you?

Big_Green_ears: i am Yoda... Yes...

Golden_rod: the chances that you are master Yoda are 1 out of 10000.

Jedi_stud: You sound very farmiliar...

(Smuggler1234 has enter the Room)

Smuggler1234: Hello? Pretty chicks? Cyber babys.

(Big_Green_ears smacks Smuggler1234 on the head after some effort of jumping)

Smuggler1234: Ow hey come on, I was only joking around Yoda.

Jedi_stud: Han?

Smuggler1234: Who wants to know?

Golden_rod: i believe it is master Luke

(Smaggler1234 whacks himself in the head)

Golden_rod: i see no point in doing that sir.

(Alderan_chick has enter the Room)

Smuggler1234: Oh Sith! THE WIFE!

(Big_Green_ears whacks Smugler1234 again)

(Smuggler1234 pulls out his Gun and aims at Big_green_ears Ears)

Jedi_stud: lol

Alderan_chick: whats going on? Luke? Yoda? Han?

Golden_rod: well this has grown to become more then irronic.

Alderan_chick: and U 3PO

Golden_rod: Actully its C-3PO.

(Smuggler1234 Smacks Golden_rod's deactivation button)

Golden_rod: it wont work unless you do that in real life sir.

Smuggler1234: thats one thing you wont have EVER!!!

(Big_Green_ears Whacks Smuggler1234 over the head)

Smuggler1234: Sith that hurts!

(Big_Green_ears Whacks Smuggler1234 over the head)

Smuggler1234: Sith Hey unfair stop using the force to make it feel real!

(Big_Green_ears Whacks Smuggler1234 over the head)

Jedi_stud: Lol ^_^

Alderan_chick: serves you right, in a way.

Smuggler1234: Im leaving!

(Smuggler1234 has left the room)

Big_Green_ears: Hmm... that was quite enjoyable.

(Alderan_chick Smacks Big_green Ears with a fish)

Jedi_stud: Ahh sis? what are you doing?

Alderan_stud: i was getting a drink, why?

Big_green_ears: you just smacked me with a fish!

(Smuggler1234 has entered the Room)

Smuggler1234: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... etc...

(Smuggler1234 has left the room)

Jedi_stud: you 2 live in the same house dont you.

Alderan_chick: yep.

(Big_daddy has entered the room)

Big_Green_ears: Hmm.. the dark side is amung us.

Golen_rod: Amung? it does not fit into any of the 6 million languages that i can speak.

Big_Daddy: Tell me where the rebels are! OR I WILL SAY THE WORD THAT WILL KILL YOU!

(Big_Green_ears Whacks Big_daddy over the head)

Big_daddy: OW! SITH!

(Big_Green_ears Whacks Big_daddy over the head)

Jedi_stud: Lol

(Alderan_chick whacks Big_green_ears with a fish)

Jedi_stud: lol, go Han!

(Big_Green_ears Whacks Jedi_stud over the head)

Big_daddy: this is getting weird on second thoughts dont tell me the Rebel base im leaving!

(Big_daddy has logged out)

Jedi_stud: i g2g 2 so cya all

(Jedi_stud has logged out)

Alderan_chick: c u no use staying round.

(Alderan_chick has logged out)

Golden_rod: the language that has been used in the last few moments has been allmost as bad as Jabba the Hutts drool!

Big_green_ears: Hmm... the internet bill is getting high must use the force on the bill i send them.

(Alderan_chick has logged in)

(Alderan_Chick hits Big_green_ears with a apple pie)

(alderan_chick has logged out)

Big_green_ears:Hmm... i like Apple (licks lips) Hmm... well i'll be going now unless you want to

 

Too funny! I needed a laugh tonight. Thanks!

- Rani

 

I was thinking this needs to go back abit so here is part 2 not part 0.5 no oh stuff it this is set more toward attack of the clones.
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(Knight_in_shining_Amour has entered the room)

Knight_in_shining_Amour: hey all

Big_green_ears: Hmm... you come on here for a reason other then me.

Knight_in_shining_Amour: No!

Big_green_ears: I see through you yes.

Knight_in_shining_Amour: Master Yoda i wouldn't come here for anything else.

(Seniter_gal has entered the room)

Big_green_ears: you were saying Hmm... yes yes i see now.

Seniter_gal: Hey Ani!

Knight_in_shining_Amour: I don't know who you are and we have never met.

Seniter_gal: Huh?

Big_green_ears: I see through you i do.

Knight_in_shining_Amour: No you can't (uses force)

Big_green_ears: !$@# **** ^@$)#(!

Knight_in_shining_Amour: you can't swear in here master Yoda.

Big_green_ears: i wasn't swearing i just couldn't see what i was !$@#ing typing!

Big_green_ears: oh no i must leave before i discras my $@#%ing name!

(Big_green_ears has logged out)

Knight_in_shining_Amour: Oh im so sorry Padme!

Seniter_gal: Sure!

(Seniter_gal has logged out)

Knight_in_shining_Amour: I'm all alone, theres no one here beside me... (sung)

(I_luv_Ani has logged in)

Knight_in_shining_Amour: Padme?

(I_luv_Ani nods then hugs and kisses Knight_in_shining_Amour)

(Knight_in_shining_Amour Kisses and hugs back)

(Big_green_ears has logged in)

Big_green_ears: Hello?

Big_green_ears: Hmm... the force says that there are 2 %@#$ing Sivlings in here!

Big_green_ears: Oh no!

(Big_green_ears whacks himself with five fish)

(Big_green_ears has logged out)

Knight_in_shining_Amour: thank our lucky stars he's gone.

(Knight_in_shining_Amour continues to kiss I_luv_Ani)

I_luv_Ani: why dont you do something romantic?

(Knight_in_shining_Amour stares blankly)

(Fruit_loops has logged in)

Fruit_loops: My Gift is my Song!

Knight_in_shining_Amour: Right?

Fruit_loops: and this one's for you!

I_luv_ani: on second thoughts mabye not?

Fruit_loops: and you can tell everybody this is your, oh you want me to stop?

Knight_in_shining_Amour: um... well Padme?

Fruit_loops: Padme? Is that you Ani?

Knight_in_shining_Amour: Um... well Padme?

(I_luv_Ani Whacks Knight_in_shining_Amour in the face with 20 fish)

(Big_green_ears has logged in)

Golden_rod: why does everyone keep doning that?

Big_green_ears: Hmm... doing what $#!t

Fruit_loops: MAster Yoda? C-3P0? Padme? Ani?

(Knight_in_shining_Amour whacks himself with ten fish)

(I_luv_Ani has logged out)

Knight_in_shining_Amour: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Big_green_ears: Hmm... i thought you said that you didn't know her?

Knight_in_shining_Amour: one question before i go, 3P0 where the !#$@ did you come from?

(Big_green_ears Smacks Knight_in_shining_Amour Over the head)

(Knight_in_shining_Amour has logged out)

Fruit_loops: Great work team now we have the 'I'm a Jedi look at me spin my lightsaber weeee' room all to yourselves

Golden_rod: i still dont see why you didn't just boot them out of the room.

Big_green_ears: Hmm... yes yes whats the fun in that? yes yes

(Golden_rod has been booted from the room)

Fruit_loops: that was kind of fun.

Big_green_ears: Hmm... really give me a shot!

(Fruit_ loops has been booted from the room)

Big_green_ears: /\ /\
......................^_^

Big_Green_ears: Im all alone theres no one here beside me...

 

CAN SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE READ THIS!!!!!

 

Yes, and that was funny!!! More Postie!!!

UP!!!

read mine too please, it is NJO__Embrace of Pain. Thankers!!

 

Thank you people for actullay reading this
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(Smuggler1234 has logged in)

(Big_green_ears whacks Smuggler1234 with 50 fish and 10 apple pies)

Smuggler1234: hey what was that for.

Big_green_ears: Hmm... revenge with intrest really is sweat.

Smuggler1234: not now i have buisness to do.

(Bounty_Greed has logged in)

(Hard_chewie has logged in)

Smuggler1234: hey guys, chewie hows the computer.

Hard_Chewie: htis eykbador si gitentg ot em!

Smuggler1234: try unjummble that Yoda.

Big_green_ears: Yes Yes... Hmm... this keyboard is getting to me. Yes?

Hard_Chewie: sye!

Bounty_greed: so Solo where is the money

(Jedi_stud has logged in)

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sorry guys i'll post more soon but for now i am hoping someone will visit my thing at this adress so ill complete this one latter

http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=5094471 is the other thing im working on PLEASE HAVE A LOOK! its a battle arean for those who are interested.

 

This is funny, hope you write more soon! Sorry I didn't respond last time, I was lurking.

 

sorry bout the wait (long wait)
but theres still one thing I dont get?

this is funny?

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Jedi_stud: Hey whats going on!

Hard_chewie: It kates em neo oruh to irwte tish.

Smuggler1234: Chewie is have some minor set backs.

Jedi_stud: lets see its not Toydarian...

Smuggler_greed: Wheres the money Solo

Smuggler1234: is that all you can say.

Smuggler_greed: wheres the money Solo

Big_green_ears: Hmm... the force is strong with this one.

Jedi_stud: Its not Basic thats for sure.

Golden_rod: I have done a scan of all the known laungeds and none of them fit.

Jedi_stud: Hey! 3P0 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT! ATLEASTE GIMME A CHANCE ALLREADY AND HOW COME IT NEVER SAYS WHEN YOU LOG IN!

Smuggler_greed: Wheres the money Solo

(Smuggler1234 hits Smuggler_greed with a fish)

Smuggler_greed: Wheres the money Solo.

(Big_green_ears Whacks Smuggler1234 and Smuggler_greed over the head with Tuna)

Jedi_stud: WHAT THE HECK IS A TUNA!

Golden_rod: just getting back to your orginal question, because i have never have anything to do it is sometimes good to go on the internet and find out what is going on in the world... (goes on for ages

(JEdi_stud has logged out)

(Smuggler1234 has logged out)

(hard_chewie has logged out)

(Big_green_ears has logged out)

Smuggler_greed: Wheres the money Solo

*in a not so long long ago created and not so far far away chat room*

(JEdi_stud has logged in)

(Smuggler1234 has logged in)

(hard_chewie has logged in)

(Big_green_ears has logged in)

Hard_Chewie: Dogo doj very neo.

Jedi_stud: Oo! Oo! I Know that stuff its TOYDARIAN! (starts to dance)

Smuggler1234: can we get a unscrambler in here for chewie?

A_Barstool: Beep Bloop Whirl.

Big_green_ears: Hmm... farmialiar it is... yes yes...

(Alderaan_chick has logged in)

Smuggler1234: NO! NOT AGIN! OH SITH THERE GOES THE NIGHT ON THE COM WITH THE *BOYS*!!!

Alderaan_chick: you know i found out that you made the computer go slower just so you could skip rooms while it was loading for me HUN.

(Smuggler1234 smacks his head on the nearest wall)

A_barstool: Bloop Bleep Booooooooooooooooop!

Jedi_stud: ruff translation, ahh gimme a minute...

Big_green_ears: Hmm... yes yes... it means 'theres a wall in here.

Hard_chewie: well atleaste you can understand what the droid says but me no i just have to make do with this crummy keyboard!

Smuggler1234: Uh? Chewie?

Hard_chewie: Hatw?

 

you know its all over when you post a post just so your own fic will go back to the top

 

LOL
I liked it, pls post more