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Could use a peep on top. I'm referring to any one of these delicious confections.

Calories!

I wouldn't worry too much about the peep.

No cheesecake?

I would eat a bacon wrapped turducken in a second but this is gross

For some reason this thread makes me want an Oreo cheesecake.

And now you're making me want to find that Food Network Oreo Cheesecake recipe I printed out a few months back and it's 4:15 am over here.

At least a turducken has the good sense to keep it in the poultry family. The mixing of cake and pie is just upsetting.

In case you can't cook, you can always use candies...

My taste buds just cringed in horror.

Can someone explain what a turducken is? Turkey, duck and chicken is my guess.

And that Kit Kat concoction looks yummy!

Yep

That's not quite what I had pictured...Okay, so partially stuff turkey, stuff in a duckling, stuff around the duckling, then add a stuffed chicken. Nice! So how long do you need to cook it for, 3 days?

This is why you should go veg...

nope. This is why we should have Beef Wellington for Thanksgiving.

Or this! Yummy! Texturized soy protein, chewy and cruelty-free!

The human body needs two more amino acids (i.e., proteins) than what one can get from eating vegetarian dishes, unless one also eats milk, eggs and/or cheese.

@Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi what about quinoa?

?????????

Quinoa is still a grain, not a complete protein. I'll give you a better explanation tomorrow as I am out of time today.

It's a seed...

I am going on thanksgiving break tomorrow and will try to eat as many animals as I can.

omg all the vegans who are still alive and healthy in spite of this must be sooooo embarrassed right now