Child of the Dark Side

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Raissa Baiard, Apr 8, 1999.

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  1. Raissa Baiard Force Ghost

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    Nov 22, 1999
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    I wonder if that meal in Shmi's kitchen will keep the One Meal tradition of Star Wars alive?

    In each film, there's only been one main meal served. In ANH, for example, it's the Blue Milk Breakfast at the home of Uncle Owen. In ESB, it's Yoda, Luke and the Jedi Dinner (The Breakfast with Vader doesn't count because nobody was there for eating, and Luke's granola bar didn't get eaten, remember?). In ROTJ, Our Heros were the main course in the Ewok Village.

    So, do you think they'll still have that trend, or will there be more snack-time in this series?
  2. jasman Administrator Emeritus

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    Just take out a box of "Womprat Helper" ...
  3. Mic1 EH Jedi Padawan

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    I think there may be some snacking after Amidala and Anakin are married, but I doubt we will see it....
  4. VADE_err Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 21, 1999
    Darth Altor: ...'Where's the beef?'
  5. Darth Borg Jedi Padawan

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    I don't think that there is a trend that George Lucas is going for here. And in ROTJ, the heroes DIDN'T get eaten. That's not much of a meal now, is it? Though the Sarlaac did have a bite here or there with Boba Fett and Jabba's lackies....And, in ANH, the "blue milk" was served at dinner. Eating is not a significant in a movie. It's just a minor detail. Sure people have to eat occaisionally, but tell me, when you go to watch a movie, are you paying attention to the menu? Do you want to see them perform all the functions required to live? Like going to the bathroom? How many times does Luke use the bathroom? You want to see some of that? I don't. You're looking for stuff that GL just didn't put in there. I don't think that he considered the number of meals in the production of the film.
  6. Chyren Manager Emeritus

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    Sep 30, 1998
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    Can you imagine the wonderful things we've all got to look forward to?
  7. jasman Administrator Emeritus

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    To me, boiled vegies will always be "Beru Stew"!
  8. MaulsSaber Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 25, 1999
    what kind of a topic is this?
  9. Mic1 EH Jedi Padawan

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    Dec 1, 1998
    A food topic. A Star Wars food topic. Why do you ask?
    Watching Beru cook always makes me hungry. However, watching the ewoks cook does not have the smae effect. Anyone remember Ree Yees cookies from the old Return of the jedi variety playbook? Is it in the new Star Wars cooking book? Do you suppose we need a thread about cooking? You know, for the women!
    (I see the feminists coming for me. Everything is proceeding as I have forseen. Hi, Lady vader!)
  10. Darth Borg Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 18, 1999
    Yeah, I guess that Shmi should serve Yoda Soda and Wookie Cookies....
  11. Fox609 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 5, 1999
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    Darth Brooks Yoda took a bite of the granola bar remember?
  12. NatFan Jedi Padawan

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    Amidala:"I will eat no burgers senator"
  13. NatFan Jedi Padawan

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    Amidala:"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to Denny's"
  14. Mic1 EH Jedi Padawan

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    Palpatine: "I think that we're going to have to accept McDonald's control for the time being."

    Sidius: "Begin landing your fries."

    Sio Bibble: "A ketchup disruption can mean only one thing....invasion."
  15. NatFan Jedi Padawan

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    Amidala:"Our people are frying, senator, we muzz do something quickly"
  16. Jesse Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 13, 1998
    In the Skywalker home(TPM) QGJ takes some food capsils out of his belt. So there will be enough food for all there. Just cook'em and you have a full size meal.
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    Luke be a Jedi tonight
    Just be a Jedi tonight
    Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests a soda

    And do it for Chewie and the Ewoks...and all the other puppets?

    Luke be a Jedi tonight
  17. jasman Administrator Emeritus

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    Homer, use the forks! Use the forks!
  18. jasman Administrator Emeritus

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    Concession attendant: "Would you like a large popcorn for just a quarter more?"

    Obi Wan: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
  19. GuanoLad Jedi Knight

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    Shmi: "He can help you wash up. He was meant to help you wash up..."

    Not really food, more the aftermath...
  20. jasman Administrator Emeritus

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    NatFan, I loved the "Denney's" one! Cracked me up! *LOL*
  21. NatFan Jedi Padawan

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    That's actualy my mantra.
  22. NatFan Jedi Padawan

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    Obi-Wan:"We haven't much time; they stop serving breakfast at 10:30"
  23. NatFan Jedi Padawan

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    Yoda:"Always two there are, salt and pepper"
  24. Pedro Force Ghost

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    Mace: "You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the meal. You believe it's this...boy?"

  25. Darth Borg Jedi Padawan

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    Yoda: I sense much spicy food in you. Spicy food is the path to the dark side. Spicy food leads to indigestion, indigestion leads to pain, pain leads to suffering (ears lower).


    I want YODA SODA (R).
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