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Child of the Dark Side

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Raissa Baiard, Apr 8, 1999.

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  1. Andrusys

    Andrusys Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Oct 3, 1998
    Come on Paradox, this was a natural progression. There's nothing fun to do in the prequels forum, this is at least a fun distraction.

    Oh, and:

    "You ate that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
     
  2. Charlie

    Charlie Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 2, 1998
    I think we're going to have to accept federation condiments for the time being.
     
  3. Trencher

    Trencher Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 10, 1998
    "I find your lack of taste disturbing..."-Vader
    "Will I ever feed you again?"Anakin
    "Beer leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate... leads to suffering."Yoda
    "Han-Burger. I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon."-Han
    "The Emperor's dining here?"-Jerjerrod
    "Anakin! Go on to bake-off!"-Jinn
    "Anakin Skywalker, eat Obi-Wan Kenobi."Jinn
    "I will dine no treaties, Senator"Amidala
    "Fries matters not. Cook at me, judge me by my fries do you?"-Yoda


    Thank you
    http://www.trencheralb.cjb.net http://www.trencheralb.cjb.net
     
  4. Son of a Hutt

    Son of a Hutt Jedi Youngling star 1

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  5. Kate34

    Kate34 Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 20, 1999
    "I see that Yogurt has taught you well."
     
  6. jasman

    jasman Administrator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 29, 1998
    Amidala: "Our people are dying, Senator. We mush do something quickly."
     
  7. Trencher

    Trencher Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 10, 1998
    Two All-Beef Padmes
    Spatial flux,
    Lucas, Hutts, Prequels, Yodas,
    on a Coruscant street Bus.

    thanks again, I'll be performing at the Golden Nugget in Atlantic City this weekend
    http://www.trencheralb.cjb.net http://www.trencheralb.cjb.net
     
  8. Bugs Lightschmalzer

    Bugs Lightschmalzer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jan 28, 1999
    C-3PO: "They'll never get me into one of those awful fast food restaurants!"

     
  9. SuperStarDestroyer

    SuperStarDestroyer Jedi Master star 3

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    Apr 8, 1999
    Hee...hee.... keep it going, folks! This is such a nice change from arguing about 2 dark jedi only or Palpatine=Sidius?

    Here goes...

    "There's something else cooking behind all this, your highness, you will smell it if you stay."

    "I can only protect you. I can't eat your brussel sprouts for you."

    "I think we're gonna have to accept Thousand Island for the time being."

    "This is a salad I do not think that we can eat"

    "I will eat only Mayonnaise, Senator!"

    "I was not elected to watch my people suffer from salad while you discuss burgers and fries in a committee!

    "Get to your chips!"

    "They will never get me to eat one of those dreadful Pringles sour cream chips!"

     
  10. Darth ZeP

    Darth ZeP Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 10, 1999
    "anakin skywalker, eat fresh pepperoni"

    "master yoda u cant fry"

    "kfc has gone too far"

    "han can u reach my life saver... yeh sure"

    "u had a plan to get in here u didnt have a plan to cook us trout?"

    "turn the chip around"

    "2 pie fighters coming your way"

    "obi-wan once thought as u do, u dont throw the floouurrrrr on the dark fries"

     
  11. SuperStarDestroyer

    SuperStarDestroyer Jedi Master star 3

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    Apr 8, 1999
    "Your breath betrays you, father, I smell the burger in you, the garlic..."
    "There IS NO garlic...."

    "Luke, help me finish this pie off."
    "But you'll starve."
    "Nothin can stop that now. Just for once, let me watch you eat with my own eyes..."

    "I cannot feed him. The boy has no table manners."
    "He will learn manners."
    "There is much hunger in him...just like his father."
    "Was I not so when you fed me?"
    "He is too fat, too fat to continue his eating."
    "But I've dieted so much..."
     
  12. Darth_Maud_Dib

    Darth_Maud_Dib Jedi Youngling

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    Jawas - "Utensils!!!!"

    Stormtroopers fishing - "There's one set for stun." "It'll be alright deep fried with some tarter." "Inform Lord Vader we have some flounders."

    Dr. whatshisname - "We're wanted men. I have every episode of 'Cooking with Emeril' for twelve weeks."

    Obi Wan - "That's no moon, it's a filling station, with a Taco Bell. Forget the mission to Alderann, VIVA GORDITAS!!!"

    Dart Vader - "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."
    Luke - "He told me YOU filleted him!!!"

    Imperial Officer - "Food critics, we don't need their scum."

    C3PO - "They've encased him in carbonite. He should stay alive in that new refigeretor from GE. It keeps vegatables crisper to."

    Vader - "Only now do you understand the true nature of the pork."

    Obi Wan - "Luke, you will take home a doggybag, to Yoda. The Jedi master who fed me." (that one was way too easy)
     
  13. Captain Antilles

    Captain Antilles Moderator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 26, 1998
    Wipe your hands, all of them [then you can eat]

     
  14. Lady Skywalker

    Lady Skywalker Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 5, 1998
    QGJ "I can only feed you. I cannot fight indigestion for you"
     
  15. NatFan

    NatFan Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 10, 1999
    Oh waiter, there's a Watto in my soup!
     
  16. NatFan

    NatFan Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 10, 1999
    Vader: "All to cheesey..."
     
  17. jasman

    jasman Administrator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Yeah, I want cheesy poofs!" Eric Cartman.

    Oops. Wrong show.
     
  18. Otoh Gunga

    Otoh Gunga Jedi Youngling

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    Aha! Ressurection!

    Imperial: "TK421, why aren't you eating toast?"

    Vader: "I am altering the veal, pray I don't alter it further..."

    Han Solo: "Smokey dead pigeons and ancient bonbons are no match for a good blaster in your pie, kid."

    Han Solo: "Traveling through hyperspace ain't like crusty chops, boy."

    Darth Vader: "Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pans. And bring me the sausages, I want them all fried!"

    Yoda: "Unxpected, this is... and unfortunate."
    Luke: "Unfortunate that I ate the mousse?"
    Yoda: "No, unfortunate that you crushed the pastry... Not ready for the bourbon, were you."

    [This message has been edited by Otoh Gunga (edited 06-27-99).]
     
  19. Darth Bigglesworth

    Darth Bigglesworth Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 13, 1999
    How do you get red smiles!:0
     
  20. Son of the Suns

    Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    To make the red smilies you have to put the lower case "o" instead of the capital "O". Anyways this is a really funny thread, so thanks for bringing it up, Otoh Gunga. I'll add a few later.
     
  21. Darth Bigglesworth

    Darth Bigglesworth Jedi Youngling

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    redface.gif redface.gif redface.gif redface.gif redface.gif redface.gif redface.gif redface.gif Boss Nass: Wesa ready to make arsa curly fries! (sorry arby's )
     
  22. Darth Pantywaist

    Darth Pantywaist Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 15, 1999
    Jaja Binks...yousa had the oysters with thissen hissen???
     
  23. jasman

    jasman Administrator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This is so funny, I had to bring it up to show to the newer members.
     
  24. Boba Jr

    Boba Jr Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 1, 1998
    What Jasman said.
     
  25. Paul

    Paul Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 30, 2000
    Methinks this belongs in Misc.

    An explanation: When this thread first came out, there was no talk of the prequels allowed in Misc. Since the title of the thread and some of the posts mention character names from Episode 1, it was kept in here.

    Since the movie's been released, it is now safe to move it over into Misc. where it really belongs.
     
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