Chill Mike D asks: Who Plays Perfect Dark?

I don't play a lot of FPSs, in fact the only one I've finished over the last year is RTCW. But that's my favourite. I've still got Max Payne sitting here waiting to be played, though...

 

Perfect Dark should always be a FPS not a MGS type game, I hope it doesnt happen.

 

My Don Corleone Who Is One Cool Jedi, I am humbled by the Clout of your Shout-Out. It is good to be here amidst your cheer. The same goes for You, My Man Who Gives the Finest Preacher-Spankings to all the Boy-Crazed Girls, for you are right in saying and proudly displaying this as A Righteous Forum. Its decorum is Most Smooth.

The Ice-Man just plays PD when he can. I will agree that I see that its story-mode game is quite lame, but the DeathMatch has No Match. For I snatch up all the Rockets I can fit in my pocket and go about on a killing spree with two barrels of glee. There is no better way to Annihilate those who Playa-Hate.

Chill

 

Dude, Jade Skyhiker, you don't need a memory card to play single player...

 

I love PD TOO!!

 

i hear those same bad rumours about the next PD.......damm that would suck if it isn't a traditionaly FPS

 

Chilly! Where are you?! THIS FORUM NEEDS SOME COOL-OSITY!

 

For those of you Posh Posters that wish to sip from My Cool Cup, I have but one thing to say: Bottoms Up.

Chill

 

*Pats Chill's ass*

Good game...

 

Feeling the smoothness, eh PB?

 

PDs got tight multiplayer. I love going me against 40 "meat," with proxy mines. Woohoo!






hehe, Meat.

 

great i killed another thread

 

i should name myself Jedi_ThreadKiller

 

Underwear

 

sexual harrasment is never ok

 

Perfect Dark Rules.

Huzzah!

 

Do it smoothly.

 

My Man Jedi Who Rocks the Ladies to the Core for Leons to Come, you are indeed some Bad Brotha, for No Otha could compete with your Smooth Feat. All the Sweet Babies foam like the Rabies when they bow at your feet. That being said, I now take heed of what I have read in this thread. You are right and Out Of Sight. I should be Quite Smooth in my PD Groove as a move all you Playas with my Rare Quips. So listen to my Perfect Dark Tips and you shall win all the Blue Chips:

1) Always run, like you are chasin' some Bun.

2) Shoot for the Head and they will Drop Dead.

3) Check your Map if you don't want your Booty-Slapped.

4) Back up after you open a door, or you will be dead on the floor with no more killin' in store.

5) Do Not Fret. Rather, Have Courage.

There you go. Check my flow and you will Rock the Show.

Chill

 

MAW GAWD.

I am beginning to see the smoothness.




//but does not pat Chill's butt like PB//

 

the door wisdom is wise, as is the never stay still, always run

 

pd is one of the best games oot there
(excluding the second half of single pla')

 

Chill Mike D. From your words wisdom does ooze but I have been contemplating... have you been at the booze?

I do sense you are quite frisky so I suggest you chill with whisky.

For one may rhyme from time to time but you are daddy smooth and I am but a lonely jawa who shall be taking his lady to the showa!

I shaved my pet wookie!
He's a baldy stud.

 

yeah, what WAS with the second half of PD single playa? that was some weak-ass half-trippy bunk-osity. i said, "boooooo!" to my t.v. in fact, with the thumbs down and everything. i don't think you dark-haters out there have ever really tried the game for any period of time, cuz let's face it...UT and clones are just...sorta...basic and boring. dark's got that funky spunk. and seriously, who's ever made a better grenade launcher or rocket launcher in a game than rare's done with GE and PD? it's just crazy fun for all, so drop that mouse call a few of yo dawgs and dark it up some.

 

I play that game now and again when I get out the N64 but I don't like it as much as Goldeneye due to its overcomplicatedness which lessens the enjoyment.

Thank you.

 

Grand_Admiral_Ewok you is a crazy mutha. The Dark is not complicated. It's as easy as the whore at the street corner but way more smoooooth.