A little kid sold chocolate bars outside the grocery store and I bought one without asking what I was supporting! I just thought AWWW!! and OMFP CHOCOLATE!!!!! So now I need help. In your opinion do you think I just supported: a) an illicit unmentionable habit of DOOM b) a small anti-kitty terrorist cell c) a junior rugby team I am so nervous I can't eat my candy bar! What if this is WRONG chocolate??
Don't worry. It's to help raise money for a cheeto dispenser in all public schools. I don't know if there'a better chocolate for you specifically than that.
Perhaps the kid needs money to bring back Australian Toaster biscuits. Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
I bet it's not even chocolate. It's black tar heroin... good job. On the bright side, because of your purchase, this kid will, maybe, receive a meal today.
Those chocolate bars taste horrible too. At least you could have gotten good chocolate if your money was going to go towards illegal arms sales.
At least they weren't Girl Scout cookies! The Girl Scouts are part of a subversive plot by pro-abortionists, lesbians, feminists and communists to undermine our family values! What a wack job...
What were they, Yvette? Freddos? Caramello Koalas? Mmm, feel like a caramello koala now, actually, it's been a while...
Yeah, look on the bright side. Your purchases of chocolate, coffee and all sorts of delicious items already fund horrible things all over the world anyway.
Ooooh thanks for the support! And it is Cadbury so the terrorist group at least has good taste in chocolate.
[image=http://beehivehairdresser.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jose-cuervo-chocolate.jpg] VIVA CUERVO!
If you ever find yourself feeling down about what your chocolate purchase is supporting, just remember... you now have chocolate with which to cheer yourself up!
Never mind, not going to derail this thread. Needless to say, that guy in Indiana is a bleepity bleep bleep bleeping bleep