Amph The Indian Jones Thread (starring Harrington Fode) (Now Discussing The Dale of Density)

Unless Indiana is being played by a dog, they are not staying true to the source material. So, I'm out.

 

Indiana Jonesy

 

The proof that I'm not is that is it not spelled VadersRaMent.

 

Yes, you're French.

 

That would be Japanese. The Chinese are the ones that have L. But not R. Or did the joke go over my head?

 

Viorent Vioret Menace.

 

Notwithstanding that you lot couldn't speak Chinese if you tried (See also: Firefly and not speaking Chinese) are we quite finished stereotyping?

 

Oh God, largest tractor producer? We're doomed.

 

What are you on about, pakiStanley?

 

She'll be right, mate.

 

Pawnee Jones?

 

If Platt plays indian Jones, he should also play Han Sol.

 

If they are serious about rebooting Indiana Jones with a new actor, here's what will happen: they'll make the movie and already talk about possible sequels during its production -- photos of the new actor with the iconic hat and whip surface, there are teasers, promo hashtags, toys, games, comics -- opening day already feels like everything has been going on for way too long -- and anyway, nobody really likes the film -- it dies -- and it's another win for the phrase 'egg on their faces'.

 

Chlis Platt, surely.

 

It's not really a reboot as Indiana Jones is a serial.

 

I don't think their should be a remake of Indy but Pratt could pull it off.

 

River Phonx of GTFO.