JCC Christmas is Coming!

Yes. A lower one.

 

This tree is clearly excited for Christmas

 

I want this:

 

That is beautiful.

 

Hmmm, post this here or in fecal force...

 

Way to lower the tone, Merk!

 

Can it get any lower?

 

Because Walmart is owned by Satan, they have A Christmas Story playing on a loop in the L&G center. I don't know why, but that movie rubs me the wrong way. Oh fudge.

 

Isn't this a bit premature? We still got at least another two weeks to go.

 

Someone's been playing Santa: http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/upload/30080/images/shat.jpeg

*mildly offensive language warning*

In other news, Iceland supermarket is full of fascinatingly ugly human beings but the seem to have changed the typeface for their mince pies.

 

I used my cell phone to record some beautiful Christmas lights the other night. Here they are, for anyone who's interested.

 

Clint Eastwood is not amused.

 

...on my fazz!

 

Tonight my mom is cooking up Tortellini Alfredo With hot and sweet Italian Sausage, then our Christmas Dinner will be Ham with Raisin Sauce and on the side we will have Potato Casserole, with Hash Browns and sharp cheddar cheese, and Broccoli Casserole. Most of my family is getting together for Christmas Eve And Christmas but the oldest of my sisters is coming over the day after Christmas, the day after Christmas we are having Roast Leg of lamb.....

Yesterday I went to a farm with my 6 year old Nephew to pick up some Eggnog, Milk, and some Chocolate Milk all fresh from the farm, we also got fresh Chocolate Milkshakes and Fed The Baby Cows Milk, It was my first time ever Feeding a Baby Cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

So your mother loves sausage?

 

@Diggy Apparently she does, I am one of 4 siblings my mom had with my Dad .....

But actually My Family is from New York and although my Mom is Irish and German my Dad is Italian and Sicilian and when you are from New York and have Italian in you the holidays are a Giant Feast of Great Food and Drink, it is just Tradition

 

You might have seen the episode of "Dragnet" with the missing statue of Baby Jesus. But have you seen the other Christmas episode of "Dragnet"?



After that, you'll probably need cheering up: