Atlantic Christmas Poem or Carol

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  1. Ton_G Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 15, 2002
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    Write your own Christmas Poem or Carol! Here's mine!


    Your a mean one Master Ton_G
    You really are a Sith.
    You Ysalismiri in Pockets
    And voxyn in your robes.
    Master Ton_G!

    Your a slimy Hutt
    with a toothless black smile!

    Your a Rancor, Master Ton_G
    Your Heart's a huge black hole.
    Your minds covered Hississ
    You've got a Sarlacc for a soul.
    Master Ton_G

    I wouldn't slice you
    with a triple dual-phase light saber!

    Your dark one, Master Ton_G
    Your made of yorik-coral.
    You have all the glowing warmth of
    Of a starving krakana.
    Master Ton_G

    Given a choice between the two of you,
    I'd pick the Starving Krakana!

    Your a cold one, Master Ton_G
    Your as cuddley as a Gonk.
    As wise as potentium,
    And noble like a Teek.
    Master Ton_G

    There is one only one thing below you
    And that is Home. Spun. Robes!

    Your Repulsive, Master Ton_G.
    Your your presence and anti-tractor beam!
    Your gut's are filled with Och Mites
    Your Brain with unswashed robes.
    Master Ton_G.

    You'd be better roasted, in hyperdrive,
    Collectively with Triclops, his entire direct family,
    Sprinkled with rodian ashes and
    Marinated in a Taun-Taun blood sauce.

    You unhinge, you dreadful rot.
    Your slimy mind makes me reel.
    Your a useless, sleazy Sith
    Like a Walker with a set of wheels.
    Master Ton_G.

    Your the most utterly putrid peice of worm ridden
    filth
    on this side of Hoth!


    Ahem, thank you...thank you!
  2. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 1, 2001
    star 4
    Your Repulsive, Master Ton_G.


    Are you intentionally trying to help my campaign or what?

    :p
  3. Ton_G Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 15, 2002
    star 4
    It makes more sense on the RPG board...
    Besides, everyone loves self-deprication! ;)
    I can humble myself, can you?
  4. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 1, 2001
    star 4
    I believe i all ready roved myself humble entire minutes ago in an official thread, pal.

    BTW, doesn't this belong in Tara's latest thread?
  5. Ton_G Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 15, 2002
    star 4
    Nonoononono, this is creating! Yes vote Ton_G! He supports the Arts!
  6. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 1, 2001
    star 4
    I've created many more threads than you, my ill witted friend. And there is nothing artistic about this, it is lame and unoriginal.

    Truly funny Star Wars/Holiday carols can be found elsewhere, some i believe in the Fanfiction section of this very board.
  7. Ton_G Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 15, 2002
    star 4
    Ah, but you cannot witness the art of the crafting, my short sighted friend. And as for more threads...pure clutter. Or you're lactose intolerant and you can't stomach cheese!

    The edit version.
    To the Tune of "Mister Grinch"

    You're a mean one Master Ton_G
    You really are a Sith.
    You Ysalismiri in Pockets
    And voxyn in your robes.
    Master Ton_G!

    Your a slimy Hutt
    with a toothless black smile!

    You're a Rancor, Master Ton_G
    Your Heart's a huge black hole.
    Your minds covered Hississ
    You've got a Sarlacc for a soul.
    Master Ton_G

    I wouldn't slice you
    with a triple dual-phase light saber!

    You're dark one, Master Ton_G
    You're made of yorik-coral.
    You have all the glowing warmth of
    Of a starving krakana.
    Master Ton_G

    Given a choice between the two of you,
    I'd pick the Starving Krakana!

    You're a cold one, Master Ton_G
    You're as cuddley as a Gonk.
    As wise as potentium,
    And noble like a Teek.
    Master Ton_G

    There is one only one thing below you
    And that is Home. Spun. Robes!

    You're Repulsive, Master Ton_G.
    Your presence and anti-tractor beam!
    Your gut's are filled with Och Mites
    Your brain with unswashed robes.
    Master Ton_G.

    You'd be better roasted, in hyperdrive,
    Collectively with Triclops, his entire direct family,
    Sprinkled with rodian ashes and
    Marinated in a Taun-Taun blood sauce.

    You unhinge me, you dreadful rot.
    Your slimy mind makes me reel.
    You're a useless, sleazy Sith
    Like a Walker with a set of wheels.
    Master Ton_G.

    You're the most utterly putrid peice of worm ridden
    filth
    on this side of Hoth!


  8. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 1, 2001
    star 4
    Ah, but you cannot witness the art of the crafting, my short sighted friend.
    I don't follow. What is it i can't see? If it's the value of your "artwork" then i think in that resppect that you are like the fat old monarch from "The Emperor's New Clothes".

    And as for more threads...pure clutter.
    Really? Wow, thats news to me. You think maybe half of them were... dare i say it, spam?
    Come up with an original insult and then come back to talk.

    Or you're lactose intolerant and you can't stomach cheese!
    Or maybe you're a blind, diarrhea-prone monkey who can't see his own crap? Go get some sleep and try again in the morning, kid.


    :p
  9. Ton_G Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 15, 2002
    star 4
    I don't follow. What is it i can't see? If it's the value of your "artwork" then i think in that resppect that you are like the fat old monarch from "The Emperor's New Clothes".

    You cannot see past the lame surface, nor can you see how it came to be, perhaps the predictability of the lyrics are a frace? And the pure comedy is that it is schlock/schmultz. Much of the artwork is in the creation, no only the product, and don't bother to argue against me, I will not turn, and I know many composers.
    I myself am an arsist, albiet, a learner.

    Kid
    Look at the dates, junior. And the Grades, 10...lol ;)


  10. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 1, 2001
    star 4
    perhaps the predictability of the lyrics are a frace?

    Right, right, right. how stupid of me. It's my shrinking vocabulary, i guess. Somehow, i don't know whayt a "frace" is.
  11. Ton_G Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 15, 2002
    star 4
    I'll agree to that, I'm sure frace has some meaning...whayt is it anyway?
  12. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
    star 5
    I believe you mean "farce", not "frace", Ton_G. :)

    Boy, you boys sure do exemplify the meaning of the holiday season, don't ya?

    Personally, I think y'all sound like two women fighting over the last Hokey Pokey Elmo while slicing at each other with thier maxed out credit cards and whining about PMS. ;)



    hehe...just kidding...
  13. GoSensGo Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Dec 15, 2003
    I'll agree to that, I'm sure frace has some meaning...whayt is it anyway?


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  14. Ton_G Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 15, 2002
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    Josh...lol...you are going to be owned by a Mod! LOl!
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