Atlantic CHRISTMAS!!!!

The Mounties, oh please they'll won't be here for 10 minutes.

//mounties show up

Damn! Go! Go! Go!

 

[face_shocked] Mounties? And they arrived quickly on the scene? Are we dealing with the second Clone War?

 

I know! We might freeze to death!


::peels out and races back, losing the cops::

Ahhhh, we got the tape!

 

These had better be really good presents!

 

Did we even do our Christmas shopping?

Or we could root around in the closet

 

Damn! We forgot to buy gifts to wrap! Oh well.

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Here you go, from me to all of you eastern Canadians.

 

Wayne: If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.

Stacy: Open it!

Wayne: Ok Ok

*opens it*

Wayne: What is it?

Stacy: It's a gun rack!

Wayne: A gun rack? A gun rack. Sha! Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

Stacy: You don't like it, fine!

 

Well I didn't get you a gun rack.

 

Woo hoo! A severed head then? I suppose we can't open it till Christmas.

 

Yuck! It will be all rotten by then!

 

Well, maybe he preserved it in a cooler...yeah right

 

It's not a head..

 

I hope it's not the keys to the pimpmobile.

 

Well, is it a hand? A foot? Maybe an old running shoe?

 

*walks in*

Hey, guys! I have hot chocolate and fresh-from-the-oven cookies! Who wants some!

Oh, and turn on the news! There's some breaking news story about some psycho lunatic who went shooting in a store downtown and peeled out in his car when the mounties showed up. Who'd of thought there would be a Tim Horton's right next to that store?? The funniest part of the story is that the guys windshield busted or something because of the cold wind...

 

you didnt steal one of Sha's OPPMs now, did you C3? then we'll be getting your severed head for Christmas!

 

Tammy, I have no idea what you're talking about.

//looks around nevously

I wasn't driving!

 

It's not any part of a person!

That is funny Tam.

 

Does it have something to do with Atlantic Canada?

 

Could be.


What Ysanne?

 

What do you mean you weren't drivin, Tara? I'm glad you weren't...eyewitnesses say the guy drivin was a nutcase and should be locked up in a dungeon a long ways from civilization...you could have been hurt!

Is it...is it...A script to Ep. III???

 

A Jedi Chick for AT?

 

since this is the home of OPPM, that might be what you're giving them, and the only person i know who stockpiles them is Sha. and she'd kill you and give us your severed head if you took one!

 

*wonders how 3PX's severed head would look mounted over the fireplace in the living room*

Nah...that would be downright annoying...

 

Who's Sha?