City_Rep voting will now commence:

I fear nothing. You must be imagining things.

 

All I can say is that regardless of who is chosen, the Milwookie city forum will not be boring. You do both have to swear to speak using references that more than the two of you can understand. Otherwise, it defeats the purpose of being our voice. I don't want to have to use a translator for everything.

 

Indubitably.

 

Not to worry Joan, we are just having some fun here.

BTW - If this thing ends in a tie perhaps we should have a lightsaber duel before the movie on Saturday to decide the winner!

 

Gentlemen!

You have certainly made my Tuesday morning! My sides hurt!

I have voted now...

...but it was very difficult...

Needless to say, if there were more candidates of your ilk out there in the real world, I might actually have faith in my government!

 

"You have certainly made my Tuesday morning!"

And you have made mine, Beret.

 

Join me and together we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the forums.

 

I see there is one more day for the poll.

To make it all official, official, I need three unique users (own IP addresses) to PM me confirming the CR choice. Anyone with any valid concern as to why this person shouldn't be the CR (you know, cattle rustling, tries to sell babies at meetings, or refers to women as bitches) PM me as well.

Once I get that, you will be promoted, and I need to add your title to the city list.

Please note that I will be unable to do this Thur-Sunday due to evils of work. If I get the confirmation right away, I'll do it right away. Otherwise, check back Sunday for the changes.

 

Dan, you know I'd sooner join you than oppose you. But it just so happens certain people are pitting us against each other. I bet they're all cattle rustlers, too...

Absolutely shameless.



Anyway, in the mean time I'm crossing my fingers.

 

I enjoy rustling a few cattle now and again - what of it? And there's good money in selling babies.

Jeff

 

Dan (Mauler_II) (14 votes)

Alright, who did that?











I guess somebody here wants to see Dan's butt whooped in a lightsaber duel.

 

...and I haven't even had my wife and kids vote yet!

J/K

 

Yeah, I know you usually stick with exploiting the homeless.

 

Sorry Tom, I will not have time to debate you tonight since I will be giving blood like I do every Tuesday.

I then have a world peace meeting to go to and then I have to drop my weekly donation off at the orphanage.

You know them kids - they just seem to love me!

 

Ok, ok, ok. Its getting a little deep here and I don't have my boots on!!

 

*shakes her head and rolls her eyes*

 

Baby selling and cattle rustling can be forgiven but either of you start with the last offense, there will be a war. "Cause them's fighting words" and the women of the force will be forced to unite and destroy all the evil of the Milwookie galaxy.

 

[face_shocked] I would never!

 

I had to throw in one real excuse.

Did you all know CONvergence is July 4th weekend in Minneapois? I think the winner will pay for every Milwookiee person to come here.

 

Okay.

 

Okay, seriously... Somebody please vote. And please vote for me, because I want this job very very much.

 

I already voted and the poll has a note that tells me very nastily that "YOU ALREADY VOTED". Sorry, Tommy Boy.

 

It's alright. I can accept failure.

 

OK - its crunch time with Tom up by 1 vote. This is your last chance to vote!

Voting will be cut off early tomorrow morning.

Regardless of who wins - the last couple days have been a lot of fun.

 

Yet another issue which my opponent and I both...

Oh screw it.


Ditto, Dan.