Cliegg Lars is Darth Maul (proof inside)

Will somebody please start a "Did Nute Gunray put on some weight?" thread? By the way, better a fat Gunray than a Nude Gunray... yuck!

 

"He's Gunray, Nute Gunray"

LOL

 

That's funny.

 

Wasn't Cliegg's leg chopped off by the Tuscan Raiders while searching for Shmi? He makes a reference as to not getting out there again until his leg heals.

 

IT all makes sense!

beru and lars were in it too!

that's why vader sent those stormtroopers to kill lars and beru, it was revenge for the whole conspiracy cliegg did! amazing! he he he

 

Its funny how the newbies take Creepio seriously.

 

hey i may be a newbie but i didnt take creepio seriously.. nute aint fat!

 

Yep. Owen and Beru are agents of the dark side.


This much is clear.

 

lol

 

Always two they are, no more, no less.

 

Since when is Shmi a sith?
i really think not
otherwise why would she be a slave on tattooine
hm

 

Thanks to C Creepio, we have solved yet another mystery in the Star Wars Universe.

DarthNut,
the nuttiest guy around.

 

Firstly don't make fun of my good friend Nute...he isn't FAT!! Secondly, maybe u are right about Cliegg bein' Maul, but Maul was chopped in half...then again cliegg does sit in the lil hovering chair...u just may be on to something with this thread....

 

....the ridiculousness....

 

I always thought that Cliegg was a failed clone experiment of a the poor failed Royal guard heheh j/k
And dont forget, Maul was cut in the stomach area, there was no way he could get that fat! heeh

 

I have to diasgree...

First off it's impossible for Darth Maul to have children again... as we all saw his whole groin area was detached from his body so was his legs with it

The reason why he thinks Obi Wans crazy is because Obi Wan is suppose to make him self look crazy so no one suspects him of being a Jedi.

Well thats just my view on the whole thing. Impossible it is for him to be Maul.

 

mAU L WULDNT BE AN OLDMAN IN AOTC!!! HE WAS YUNG INTPM!!!!

 

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OMG!! the humor (intended and not) in this thread is killin me!!

 

this is a crisis!

 

Ok, you guys do realize this is a humor thread right?

 

To get right down to the point--

Gunray is NOT fat....

don't diss the gunray.

 

Gunray could use a few rounds on the stairmaster actually.

 

lol....I still say it was his robes...

 

lol this is all funny & I really have to go w/ Yoda in Episode I & Randykin (on the 2nd pg. of this thread)Always two there are, no more, no less

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Okay, there are 2 converstaions going on at once here....I think someone should start the 'hate nute gunray thread' since most of you seem to find pleasure in tearing him apart....*sighs*