FF:QLD "CLONE WARS DISCUSSION THREAD - SPOILERS ALLOWED - BE WARNED!"

Huh, I would have thought any discussion we had would probably take place in the "movies and reviews" thread we have, but okay

 

*Shrug* Er, okay. Fair enough. It be decreed, then, I s'pose.

 

I didn't think we were that ancient... but then again, I am one of the First Ones, so maybe I am.

 

El oh el.

 

This is all well and good, but what's the official Oceana FF policy on Battlestar Galactica and Watchmen spoilers?

 

It involves megaphones and the roofs of tall buildings, and to a lesser extent banners hung from highway overpasses. More than that, I can't say.


In other news, Snape kills Dumbledore. Both are Cylons.

 

Good thing the highways around Brisbane are too far north and too far south for me to spot the spoilers then. As for the roofs of tall buildings, the spoilers are drowned out by the sound of people bitching about the price of petrol. Colour me not worried.

As for Snape and Dumbledore, I knew about the greaseball killing the old fart, but both being Cylons? Thanks for ruining it, Tim.

 

Oh, I haven't finished yet, Cargin. Would you believe that it all went down on a mysterious island? I think Time Bullets were involved somehow, and a vaguely disappointing monster made out of black smoke.

 

I think to further facilitate "Operation: Spoiler" I'll get one of those huge spotlights and whack a Batsignal on if for the first three nights. Once everyone's used to that, I'll start projecting Watchmen and Battlestar Galactica information into the night sky.

You also forgot to mention that Voldemort is made of chocolate, and his dark deal with The Easter Bunny is why he has lived for so long. It's also why his blood tastes so good on pancakes!

You don't sound like a First One, General. Throw some more questions out there! I've always been partial to "Who do you serve and who do you trust?"

Be seeing you,

Magnus Darcrider

 

You also forgot to mention that Voldemort is made of chocolate

It's true, he is. It's because he's from The Future.

 

what the heck? Clone Wars came out in like 2005. It was woot as hell. Cartoons are awesome.

 

Tyler Durden is Luke Skywalker's father.

 

Shouldn't he be wearing a sliver jumpsuit then?

 

Wow. Nobody's really said anything... Well I was going to say serious, but I'll say topic related.

I think the plot sucks. Why would the Jedi get involved if Jabba's son goes missing? He's not part of the Republic!

Generally, I don't think it will be much good at all, but as a loyal Star Wars fan, I'm still going to go and see it.

 

I don't think you need to put that in spoiler tags Lolly - the thread is spoilers allowed, and that isn't actually even a spoiler as it is in the actual trailer.

 

Shouldn't he be wearing a sliver jumpsuit then?

Only if he's from the future AND an astronaut.

LT, that ain't a spoiler as it's in the trailer. My thinking, the kid's obviously the original BlasTech Baby, and is an important marketing tool for the baby food business BlasTech has recently opened up. Him missing could further destabilse the war-torn Republic economy.

Actually, I need a refresher; BBN, please send the Standardised Spoiler Rules to me please.

Be seeing you,

Magnus Darcrider

 

You guys are amusing me.

Not always so hard..but pleasant

 

Magnus: this should be illustrative. This is what you gotta do.


Q: Why would the Jedi get involved if Jabba's son goes missing? He's not part of the Republic!

A: It was Bruce Willis. You see, he was Earth all along.

YOU DAMN DIRTY APES! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!



You should all be taking notes.

 

Well if that's the case, it should be loincloths, not silver jumpsuits.

I see your Bruce Willis and raise you a Marky Mark (plus his Funky Bunch) AND Charlton Heston!!

Be seeing you,

Magnus Darcrider

 

I see your Bruce Willis and raise you a Marky Mark (plus his Funky Bunch) AND Charlton Heston!!

Can I humbly submit that Soylent Green is made of people, including all of the above?

 

Bruce Willis was one of the "dead people" Hayley Joel Osment saw in The Sixth Sense.

 

I know I didn't have to use black on black, but I felt like it, and I've never done that before!

 

It's true, it's fun.

Bruce Willis was one of the "dead people" Hayley Joel Osment saw in The Sixth Sense.

So was Rosebud. It was his sled.



His dead sled. It died in a tragic boating accident.

 

No, Rosebud was the sole survivor. It was the other 299 that were killed by Kevin Spacey. The rabbit told him to do it.