This is just a bit of silliness, because I haven't actually seen much of Season 3 yet. (Blame schoolwork and Top Gear. Mostly schoolwork.) If it's better confined to another thread, mods, please just let me know Note: this is for FUN, please don't try to actually follow this drinking game, I don't want to be sued when you are in the hospital after killing your liver. Of course, step one is... the drinks! The Obi-Wan Kenobi: A black and tan, made with your favourite local craft ales/beers. Or just a Guinness, if you're lazy. The Ahsoka: Equal parts 99 Apples and Jones' Soda, Green Apple flavor. Sugary, bubbly, will leave you flat on the floor. The Anakin Skywalker: Coca-cola and dark rum. Drink your way through the movies variant: Fix your friend an Anakin Skywalker. Top it off with a splash of coca-cola and everclear. Eventually, move to straight everclear. When your friend complains that it tastes like burning, tell them that's just how the dark side is. The Asajj Ventress: Chambord black raspberry liquor and champagne. Best consumed while giggling over your diary, listening to Nightwish and/or Lady Gaga, writing in 'Dear Diary, Obi-Wan looked at me again today~~ <3<3<3!!!'... The Clone Tooper: A white russian. Mix, drink, abide, conquer. The Captain Rex: White russian variant, with blue CuraÃ§ao instead of Kahula, and a splash of Amarula cream liquor. Bonus points if you drink double-handed, in homage to Rex's usual double pistols. The Padme Amidala: A deceptively strong margarita. Variants - The Handmaidens - margaritas with a splash of orange juice, peach nectar, etc. The Duchess Satine: Appletini. Garnished with a bunch of pining regret from Obi-Wan. And of course... The game! Any time Ahsoka is referred to as 'Snips' by Anakin, take a sip. Any time Ahsoka is referred to as 'Snips' by anyone OTHER than Anakin, take a sip. Any time Ahsoka is referred to as 'Snips' by Yularen, drain your glass. For every Wilhelm scream, take a gulp. For every named (in the show, not in EU!) trooper who dies, take a gulp. For every time the unresolved sexual tension between Obi-Wan/Satine, Obi-Wan/Ventress, etc. makes you yell 'JUST SHAG ALREADY, DAMN YOU' at the screen, take a gulp. Whenever Obi-Wan and Ventress have more on-screen chemistry than Anakin and Padme, take a sip. Whenever Anakin and Ahsoka have more on-screen chemistry than Anakin and Padme, drain your glass, you sicko, you. For every time there is obvious foreshadowing about Ahsoka's eventual death, such as in the start of Lightsaber Lost, take a sip, you miserable cynic. Of course, for every time there is obvious foreshadowing about how Ahsoka will survive, take a sip, you endearing optimist. If you can't decide between glass half full or glass half empty, take a sip for both cases. ...Your glass will soon be empty. Take a gulp for every moment when you wonder how they got away with such violence, etc. on Cartoon Network. Every time a character has a complete costume change (such as Ahsoka going from her usual uniform to the red catsuit thing), toast your neighbor and take a gulp for the animators! Whenever a lightsaber battle is paused for witty banter that isn't actually that witty, take a sip. If you find yourself feeling sorry for the droid footsoldiers as they chatter about their impending doom, take a gulp. --- Add on more rules (and more drinks! I'm not the best bartender, I'm sure other people have more ideas).