Cloud City Cantina [Version 12.0]

yes we aren't classy enough to say

"it's one, thirty"

or

"it's a half an hour past one"

we're commoners

 

One thirty doesn't sound classy...

Half one is better.

Half past one is best.


Half an hour past one is bleh, too formal.


Oh! Gummy, I caught Gravity Falls on television the other day. One with the gnome.

 

i say

"the time is now thirty minutes past the hour of one o'clock and 15, no 16, no 17 secs, actually 19..

 

That drives my family up the wall.

"What time is it Volshe?"

Never uttered in my house.

 

That's the very first episode. I happen to quite like that one, and it gets better as it goes along. It's a show with a strong sense of world building. Dare I say it, it's built its cast of characters better and faster than the early episodes of the Simpsons.

 

That's convenient. XD

Wut?

 

AV: don't they not say

what time is it Emily?

you: it's VOLSHEEEEEE!!!! *SMASHES ORNAMENTS*

 

Yes.
You get it.

I just automatically Volshe everything now. Because. Only you few know I'm not really Volshe.

 

Or do both.

 

You're not really an admiral?!

 

Nope.

 

Enough already.

 

*walks back in* Well I'm finally done with all my essays and papers. Now all's I have to do is study for finals. Yay...

 

I'm going for a run... Be back in an hour, maybe less.

 

noooooo i missed aniki and nee-chan!!!

 

But they shall return...

 

Yes they shall return. Don't worry I don't have them locked in my dungeon or anything.

 

ugh!!!! im swearing off men. NEVER tell a guy your very open sexually or they will keep. asking. for. a. threeway.

 

i'm not even dating the guy. UGH!!!!

 

well that's not very open-minded of you

 

lets see. last boyfriend left me for three other women, the one before that was gay, the one before that got me pregnant, the one before that beat me, same with the one before that, and before that and this trend continues for about five guys most of whom were 20+ dating a 13/14 year old, and the one before that left me for the girl who told me to commit suicide on a daily basis. and my last girlfriend told everyone i raped her because we did the nasty. and it was nasty she doesnt brush her teeth. i SUCK at picking men. i go for the shy nice ones who turn out to be royal *****

 

are you any better at picking girls?