Cloud City Cantina [Version 12.0]

Nope.

That's my job.

*Passes out beverages*
Also, Cookies!

 

Yes. You now have the RC-3000 serving people.

 

Noooooooo! Noooooooo!



*sends them to finish the work in the kitchen*

 

*gets himself milk and cookies*

 

Condescending Reply: Yes, yes. You will accept and allow their help at the bar, I'm afraid.

 

Ice blaster, please.

 

*from the tray passed to him by RC, who had passed him a tray already*

I sent the to finish working in the kitchen. Droids won't break dishes, but they aren't good company, and don't make good bartenders...
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Fine.


*reluctantly calls one up to begin waiting tables*

 

There you go, one from the tray I was passing around.

Actually, take two, if you'd like.

 

more lies
Actually I got them from my fridge and oven completely without your involvement.

 

So you admit it! You aren't in the CCC!

 

You will all get along... now.

I'm tired of babysitting.


RC, leave it, Frank, leave it.

RC, the droids will serve unless somebody asks you specifically.

Next one to make a comment, I'M booting.

 

RC-are you an artificial intelligence?

 

Obviously, a highly advanced model.

*serves everyone but Mr Frank "I have my own fridge" T another round of drinks*

 

I worked very hard to have my own fridge.

 

I'm sure you did.


But you know the rule about having a fridge.....


If you have a fridge, you have to stock it...

Or I suppose you could leave it empty...

 

Thanks. Sure, I'll take two.

*drinks again*

 

I walked four miles in the bitter cold to get milk and other stuff I needed to make cookies so don't imply I stole anything.

 

It wasn't an implication, it was a statement that it doesn't get filled with what I'm serving.

 

So T, what do you have against bartenders?

 

nothing. I get along fine with most of the ones I know.

 

Everything. He's just a grumpy person who doesn't appreciate how hard I work, for no pay, to deliver free food and drink to the patrons of this cantina...

 

I am not grumpy.

 

You guys should ignite your lightsabers and get it over with.

All this negativity is ruining my buzz.