Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Qui-Gon_Reborn, Jan 1, 2012.
Listening to a cat get beat to death would be better than that though!
I'm doing just fine.
*smacks Chewy on the arm*
You hurt my feelings
Yep, I think I'm going to just be the designated bartender for this year
Good to hear Gunny
*Passes Gunny a new root beer*
I think I broke Chewy
I'm walking the penguin down to the Glastonbury mallet farm to buy a set of rocket shoes.
I broke the only other person online
Up next, geese vs lawnmowers. More at eleven. Toot toot.
*Grabs bat off of the wall behind the bar*
I knew I would have to use this sometime
*Smashes Nadia's head in with a comedicaly large mallet*
Howler monkey is your overlord now! Bow down before the simian king!
Crap Chewy! *rubs head*
If you weren't sick I would beat you to a pulp right now *Goes to find some ice for her new lump*
*Jumps on a upturned, flaming car wearing nothing but a loin cloth fashioned from bank notices and a hot water bottle*
I want grass cookies! They will destroy the giant robomechadude-5000!
*walks out of the kitchen and sees Chewy in a loin cloth*
Ugh, Chewy! Puts some clothes on *Shields eyes* That's way more of you than I wanted to see.
*Eyes Dafts drink* Sorry, gotta borrow this *Hold Daft glass up to the lump on her head*
*Looks at Daft and explains* There was no ice in the fridge
I will eat all the baby keys of goat land!!!
*Runs into the kitchen and fashions a spear out of toothpicks.*
Um... no worries lol
*Leans over the bar and yells into the kitchen* Chewy! Those toothpicks are for the customers drinks!
Get your loin clothed butt out here and clean up your bank notice mess
*Leaps out of the kitchen with his spear and pokes Dafty with it*
Look ma'! I found a watchumacallit!!!
*sprays Chewy with the hose* I think you need to cool down
Argh! The foul demon is spewing nasty liquid!
*falls to the ground* Yeah, thanks Chewy, I like you too
Egads, it not only spews liquid. It talks! And hugs!
As if that's weirder than anything else you've said
Cram it foul thing!
*Pokes Nadia with spear*