Cloud City Cantina [Version 12.0]

Listening to a cat get beat to death would be better than that though!

 

I'm doing just fine.

 

*smacks Chewy on the arm*

You hurt my feelings

I'm kidding


Yep, I think I'm going to just be the designated bartender for this year

 

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Good to hear Gunny

*Passes Gunny a new root beer*

I think I broke Chewy

 

I'm walking the penguin down to the Glastonbury mallet farm to buy a set of rocket shoes.

 

Great

I broke the only other person online

 

Up next, geese vs lawnmowers. More at eleven. Toot toot.

 

*Grabs bat off of the wall behind the bar*

I knew I would have to use this sometime

 

*Smashes Nadia's head in with a comedicaly large mallet*

Howler monkey is your overlord now! Bow down before the simian king!

 

Crap Chewy! *rubs head*

If you weren't sick I would beat you to a pulp right now *Goes to find some ice for her new lump*

 

*Jumps on a upturned, flaming car wearing nothing but a loin cloth fashioned from bank notices and a hot water bottle*

I want grass cookies! They will destroy the giant robomechadude-5000!

 

*walks out of the kitchen and sees Chewy in a loin cloth*
Ugh, Chewy! Puts some clothes on *Shields eyes* That's way more of you than I wanted to see.
*Eyes Dafts drink* Sorry, gotta borrow this *Hold Daft glass up to the lump on her head*
*Looks at Daft and explains* There was no ice in the fridge

 

I will eat all the baby keys of goat land!!!

*Runs into the kitchen and fashions a spear out of toothpicks.*

 

Um... no worries lol

 

*Leans over the bar and yells into the kitchen* Chewy! Those toothpicks are for the customers drinks!

Get your loin clothed butt out here and clean up your bank notice mess

 

*Leaps out of the kitchen with his spear and pokes Dafty with it*

Look ma'! I found a watchumacallit!!!

 

*sprays Chewy with the hose* I think you need to cool down

 

Argh! The foul demon is spewing nasty liquid!

*Tackles Nadia*

 

*falls to the ground* Yeah, thanks Chewy, I like you too

 

Egads, it not only spews liquid. It talks! And hugs!

 

As if that's weirder than anything else you've said

 

Cram it foul thing!

*Pokes Nadia with spear*