~-^-~ Cloud City Cantina [Version 13.0]: One Flew Over the CCC Nest ~-^-~

I think we've pretty much reached the bottom already

 

*Waltzes over* Yes?

 

Shira, if you want to talk I'm here

 

You got a sense of humor Shira? You like jokes right? We all like jokes, want to here a joke?

 

Thanks Volshe

Sure, Tony. What's this joke?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

Wait.. that wasn't the joke?

 

Okay, ready Shira *pours drink out over her head* Teach you to crap on my act. Come on, everyone go awww come on awww poor Shira. Try and take my act.

 

No, seriously.. I'm hearing crickets. That can't be right..
Anyone else?

 

*Sniggers and drinks whatever's left in the glass* You can't do anything to me that hasn't already been done

 

See, gotta laugh.

I need my carrot juice. An aging body like mine needs carrot juice to keep it regular.

 

Take a break, Tony. We'll be fine

 

I apologize for being a jerk. I'm in a bad mood.

*goes back and sulks in the corner*

 

Ah. Explains the absence.

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she's so cute

 

Rick: I'm cute? Why in the world?

What absence?

 

I'm not going anywhere, I'm making it up here on stage. I'm a professional, I'm not leaving the stage during an act. I don't walk off, I'm better than that.

 

But I think you're losing the crowd

 

Their loss. I ain't losing them, their losing me. They don't know what their missing.

 

I got one...

Three guys walk into a bar...

Spoiler

And order drinks!

 

not you Shira!!

Sarah

though you're sweet in that sisterly way

 

I heard a rumor that the GIL in EP7 forum wants to see your act

 

I'm booked here.

 

OKAY! Now we have a problem. I need to talk to the manager here. Which evil maniac is in charge of bookings?

 

Zapdos is trying to take away CCC custom

 

Who booked you? I don't remember this

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Thanks, guys. I'll keep my current job.
Evidently I'm no comedienne.

 

*amused* I was wondering about that