Cloud City Cantina [Version 7.0]

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  1. FaithInTheDarkSide Jedi Master

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  2. Mr_Blah_666 Jedi Master

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    yeah.. well i think i am off for the nihgt..

    i will see y'all tomorrow..

    bye
  3. Lazaruscol Jedi Youngling

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    A Night in the Cloud City Cantina!

    Narrator: You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.

    Narrator: Please divert your attention to this man, Lazarus Alf, tonight he will find that his usage of colorful language will be turned up, over, and down on its head?if that's even possible!

    The Cantina doors open with the sound of wood squeaking , despite the fact that they are made out of metal?

    A strange figure walks in just as lighting strikes, he's wearing a black Sith robe, which is ironically white, and is wet from head to toe?and its not even raining!

    In the background the jukebox is playing?
    I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind?

    Lazarus Alf looks around, the bar is empty except for the bartender, and an old man dressed as a cowboy!

    Lazarus Alf sits next to the old man at the bar?

    Lazarus Alf: I'll have a beer?

    The bartender looks at him with a strange look?

    Lazarus Alf: [Frustrated] I said I'll have a *beep* beer?what the hell.

    The bartender: Hey you, that kind of language isn't allowed in here!

    Lazarus Alf: What the *beep* is going?. a-a-ah?
    What's going on here, why am I getting beeped when I say stuff like *beep*?.AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAA?

    The Old man: [in a British accent] Sir, discontinue your yelling, I'm going to loose my hearing?yet again!

    Lazarus Alf: This isn't fair, what is this place?Disney! I should be able to say anything I *beep* wa?AAAA-AAAA-AAAAHHH.
    What's happening? I can't even hear ME saying those words?. I'm getting beeped in my own HEAD!!!!!
    What the hell is this place, this isn't MY Cantina! *beep*?. hey, I didn't even say anything ? Wh*beep*...oh, c'mon, that's not *beep*?. now stop tha*beep*
    I *beep* *beep*

    Alf's ears fall on the floor?he opens his mouth but instead of screaming, it's all beeped!

    Lazarus Alf: *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep*

    In a puff of red smoke the Devil [wearing Prada] appear

    The Devil [wearing Prada]: Mwuahahahahahahahahaha?

    Lazarus Alf: So, you are to blame, you made the Cantina into a beep palace of. ?beepedingnes?or something!
    No,Wait...this isn't the Cantina is it, this must be?A BAR!

    The Devil [wearing Prada]:
    No, Mr. Alf You are not in a Cantina or in a Bar. You are on an airplane!
    [Unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]

    Lazarus Alf: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!

    The Old Man: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
    [Pulls out a mirror. Alf's reflection indeed looks like Hitler]

    Lazarus Alf: No!
    [turns to a woman sitting next to him]

    Lazarus Alf: Eva Braun! Help me!
    [the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly]

    Lazarus Alf: A-a-ah!

    Me [watching TV]: Saw it coming?
    Changes channels?
    TV Announcer: Don't miss the greatest epic of all times?"Conan The Librarian"?
    Clip roles
    Some Guy: "Where can I find a book on proctology?"
    Conan: "You do not know the Dewey Decimal System?!?!?!" WACK!! (splits the guy in half)
    TV Announcer: Remember, Friday Night?at 10? "Conan The Librarian"?watch it?or DIE!

    The End?or is it???????????

    Credits
    Lazarus Alf - Me
    The Bartender - Martin Short
    The Old Man - As himself
    The Devil (Wearing Prada) - Lucifer
  4. Sanctimoniously Jedi Grand Master

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  5. Jacen_Solo14 Jedi Master

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    *would post a mountain dew icon, but none exist[face_frustrated]
  6. beatriz Jedi Youngling

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  7. clonetrooper1 Jedi Master

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    [image=http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/mmannion/2005/12/15/mountain_dew.jpg]

    Google images a very good palce :p
  8. beatriz Jedi Youngling

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  9. clonetrooper1 Jedi Master

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  10. beatriz Jedi Youngling

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  11. Darth Aiser Force Ghost

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    Man been to long. I am back for a while. Don't tell a teacher I am hear she would kill me. Better go here she comes.
  12. beatriz Jedi Youngling

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    Aaaww don't go :( I want someone to talk with :)
  13. clonetrooper1 Jedi Master

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  14. ARC170pilot Force Ghost

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  15. StarWarsFreak444 Force Ghost

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  16. Disciple-of-Tython Force Ghost

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  17. ARC170pilot Force Ghost

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    Hi Jen and Discple, how are you both?
  18. clonetrooper1 Jedi Master

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    me and a group of friends got in big trouble today because we played Byob 3 times as loud and 3 times as fast and scared the staff so they got the right hump :p
  19. Disciple-of-Tython Force Ghost

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    Im fine Just doing some coursework, how are you?? :)
  20. Strilo Manager Emeritus

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    Okay people, we went really fast at the end and have reached 35,000 posts, so I will be locking this thread and starting a new one. :)
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