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Cockney Rhyming Slang

Discussion in 'London UK' started by DarthToeNail, Nov 24, 2003.

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  1. DarthToeNail

    DarthToeNail Jedi Youngling star 3

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    has anyone got any sayings theyd like to share with me?
    preferably ones not often heard or ones you may have made up.
    here's one i thought up the other day


    Posh 'n' Becks =Sex
     
  2. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    Posh n Becks is used alot... I have a whole Cockney Rhyming Slang dictionary upstairs... but I can't be bothered to go and find it :p

    I also have a slang dictionary which provides....... MINUTES.... of fun :p
     
  3. DarthToeNail

    DarthToeNail Jedi Youngling star 3

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    hi nic could you dig me out a couple?
    its just me and my mate are always trying to out do each other with the funniest sayings
    cheers
     
  4. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jayne Middlemiss

    Giving in to the call of nature!!

    Its actually quite a long winded way of saying it! Also it ain't Cockney rhyming slang because I'm a northern monkey :p
     
  5. DarthToeNail

    DarthToeNail Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [face_laugh] @ macdaddy thats the best ive heard in a long time.....Kudos
     
  6. DarthToeNail

    DarthToeNail Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Heres a few iv come across recently
    All Night Rave = Shave
    Club singer = Minger
     
  7. DarthToeNail

    DarthToeNail Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Car and Scooter = Computer
    Grasshopper = Copper,policeman
    Keith Dellar = Stella (Artois - the beer).
    Mahatma Ghandi = Brandy
     
  8. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    We have Paul Weller for a pint of Stella Artois and Shaun Ryder for pint of Cider.

    Some also say Gary Glitter for bitter and Oscar Wilde for Mild.
     
  9. DarthToeNail

    DarthToeNail Jedi Youngling star 3

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    ive heard Gary Glitter used in other *cough* creative ways ;)
     
  10. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] Whatever could you mean!!
     
  11. DarthToeNail

    DarthToeNail Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Ask S_F she knows about that sorta thing
     
  12. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek: You can't say that!!
     
  13. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    *********!!!!

    Are you a sock DTN? You seem to know me a liiiiittle too well :eek:
     
  14. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    He's prolly one of your punters Nic, after all, you've have a few!!! :p

    :p @ DTN
     
  15. Darth_Todger

    Darth_Todger Jedi Youngling

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    Don't get your Alans in a twist... or you might rip your Jacobs orf... :p
     
  16. DarthToeNail

    DarthToeNail Jedi Youngling star 3

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    *innocent look* i was refering to the fact that SF has got a rhyming slang dictionary(honest).
     
  17. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    LOL @ Todger ;)

    @ DTN- Of course you were [face_mischief]
     
  18. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    EXCUSE me!!!!!! We'll have no sullying of my good name while I'm not here thankyou! :eek:

    Well... FURTHER sullying anyways! :p

     
  19. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Pfft, what good name? [face_mischief] :p
     
  20. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    Ah... uhmmmmmm... damn you! :p
     
  21. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Hes got ya there Stf.
     
  22. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Remember this day Richie, tis not often she is lost for words! :D
     
  23. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    I'm sure DTN could tell you otherwise

    :p @ Stf
     
  24. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    OI! There's only ONE person who can silence me and it ain't any of you amateurs :p
     
  25. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Yeh yeh, woTevaaaaaaa Nic :p
     
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