Cockney Rhyming Slang

has anyone got any sayings theyd like to share with me?
preferably ones not often heard or ones you may have made up.
here's one i thought up the other day


Posh 'n' Becks =Sex

 

Posh n Becks is used alot... I have a whole Cockney Rhyming Slang dictionary upstairs... but I can't be bothered to go and find it

I also have a slang dictionary which provides....... MINUTES.... of fun

 

hi nic could you dig me out a couple?
its just me and my mate are always trying to out do each other with the funniest sayings
cheers

 

Jayne Middlemiss

Giving in to the call of nature!!

Its actually quite a long winded way of saying it! Also it ain't Cockney rhyming slang because I'm a northern monkey

 

@ macdaddy thats the best ive heard in a long time.....Kudos

 

Heres a few iv come across recently
All Night Rave = Shave
Club singer = Minger

 

Car and Scooter = Computer
Grasshopper = Copper,policeman
Keith Dellar = Stella (Artois - the beer).
Mahatma Ghandi = Brandy

 

We have Paul Weller for a pint of Stella Artois and Shaun Ryder for pint of Cider.

Some also say Gary Glitter for bitter and Oscar Wilde for Mild.

 

ive heard Gary Glitter used in other *cough* creative ways

 

Whatever could you mean!!

 

Ask S_F she knows about that sorta thing

 

You can't say that!!

 

*********!!!!

Are you a sock DTN? You seem to know me a liiiiittle too well

 

He's prolly one of your punters Nic, after all, you've have a few!!!

@ DTN

 

Don't get your Alans in a twist... or you might rip your Jacobs orf...

 

*innocent look* i was refering to the fact that SF has got a rhyming slang dictionary(honest).

 

LOL @ Todger

@ DTN- Of course you were

 

EXCUSE me!!!!!! We'll have no sullying of my good name while I'm not here thankyou!

Well... FURTHER sullying anyways!

 

Pfft, what good name?

 

Ah... uhmmmmmm... damn you!

 

Hes got ya there Stf.

 

Remember this day Richie, tis not often she is lost for words!

 

I'm sure DTN could tell you otherwise

@ Stf

 

OI! There's only ONE person who can silence me and it ain't any of you amateurs

 

Yeh yeh, woTevaaaaaaa Nic