JCC Combine two movie titles to make a new movie.

We Bought a Zootopia

Desperate to get their five year old to watch anything other than Frozen and get that damn song out of their head, two parents buy a new Blu-Ray Combo Pack.

 

A Bug's Life of Pi

A young Indian boy stranded on a boat with stowaway cockroaches begins to teach them mathematics.

 

Hellraise The Titanic



I'm back, Rose. And I have such sights to show you!

 

The Muppets take the Man in the High Castle.

In a Nazi-run America, Kermit and Piggy must trek across country to find the producer of a muppet show presenting an Allied victory.

 

ZooLando

"Han Solo! He's so hot right now."

 

Proud Mary Poppins

She knows she's practically perfect in every way.

 

The Passion of the Christmas Carol

Mel Gib-scrooge discovers the true meaning of the crucifixion, after the ghost of Judas tells him about the 3 aspects of God that will visit him in the night: The Ghost of God the Father, the Ghost of God the Son, and the Ghost of the God the Holy Spirit.

Merry Easter, everyone!

 

A Liar's Autobiography of Nicolae Ceaușescu.

A Romanian dictator helps cofound a comedy troupe and goes on an extremely queer romp through multiple animation styles when he's not busy implementing all of his Neo-Stalinist repression tactics.

 

Casino Royale

In Scorcese's sequel to the 1995 classic, Casino Royale sees Sam Rothstein expand the new venture of opening Japanese a fight club for junior high schoolers.

 

a wrinkle in timecop

despite travelling through time, jean claude van damme is getting older.

 

Up Air Bud

A sad story of the famous dog who could play sports going up to Heaven.

 

Being John Malkovich Zero Dark Thirty

Go inside the head of John Malkovich as he takes out Bin Laden.

 

Downsizing Up

It's just up, but are the humans are the size of your hand.

 

Dirty Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - After losing his wand, the boy wizard opts for the Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum and trains with Professor Clinton Easternwoods.

 

Taken Up

Liam Nisson is kidnapped by a bunch of aliens who will soon have to face a man with a certain set of skills.

 

Over the Top Gun

Hawk & Son get caught up in running stolen weapons from the Air Force.

 

Singin' In The Rain Man
An autistic man faces turmoil when his favorite Judge Wapner reruns are turned into a musical.

 

Charley Varrick and the Chocolate Factory
He stole from Willy Wonka, now he's running for his life.

 

The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich

A portal into the mind of John Malkovich is discovered, allowing the person to control John. Unfortunatley an anorexic has control.

 

300 vampire hunter

Lincoln travels back in time to fight some spartan vampires

 

Sherlock Holmes: A Game Night of Shadows

Professor Moriarty invites his nemesis to a game night at his mansion.

 

point breakin'

unable to settle their differences on the surfboard, patrick swayze and keanu reeves must breakdance fight.

 

When Dirty Harry Met Sally...
While searching for a serial killer, Detective Callahan ponders whether or not men and women can be friends without the sex part getting in the way

 

^ "I'll have what she's having, punk. I got lucky today."