Come and be sorted by the Sorting Hat ! [Guaranteed 500% better than the JCC hat]

On this momentous occasion, we welcome you one and all to be sorted by the great and wise sorting hat!

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OH! I AM THE GREAT SORTING HAT
NOW COME AND GATHER 'ROUND
IT'S MY JOB TO DECIDE JUST WHERE
YOUR SORRY ASS IS BOUND.

I'M REALLY OLD AND DUSTY
AND RATHER TATTERED TOO.
JUST STICK YOUR HEAD INSIDE ME.
AND I'LL LOOK IN YOUR GREY GOO.

THE HOUSES EACH ARE DIFFERENT
SOME ARE MEAN AND SOME ARE NICE
JUST STAY AWAY FROM SLITHERIN
WOULD BE MY BEST ADVICE!

Alright! Who's ready to be sorted?

 

I've been sorted to the 53X! house, because I'm bringing 53X! back

 

darth_boy... hmmm
very difficult...


MUST BE.... WEINERPUFF!

 

Sort me! Sort me!

 

Darth_Morella...

very smart... nice assets...

I CHOOSE... SKIVVIESREN!

 

Mar17swgirl!
Glad you could join us this year.
You'll be happy to know I think you belong with your older sister: Jan23swgirl in...
SKIVVIESREN!

 

Me me

 

ME TOO!

 

me too!

 

The sorting hat had to take a siesta.

SLG... quite the charmer...
brave... honest...

I CHOOSE STUDMENDOR!

 

_princess_leia_

WEINERPUFF wouldn't suit you at all.

You could be good in STUDMANDOR.
But better be...SKIVVIESREN!

 

jedikitty19

The ability to speak feline is not one possessed by many.
There is only one choice for you.
OLEGRAMPAW!

 

I'm not sure this hat suits me really, but I guess I can carry it off.

Okay.
Give me a good sorting out, hat!


-JR

 

OBIWAN-JR,

Hmmmmm the lack of hair is interesting.
I've never had a student at this school with such a smooth head.
OOooh that feels nice....

I have to place you in.... STUDMANDOR!

 

Woo Hoo!

**get's wand out and starts waving it around**


-JR

 

Ophelia,

Big brain. Very smart.
and clever too.

Creative... witty...

how about SKIVVIESREN!

 

Healer_Leona

A healer hmmm.
OLEGRAMPAW could use a good healer,
yet, you like to hang around the youthful...
and retain your passion...
passion belongs to... STUDMENDOR!

 

The wise sorting hat suggests that one of our students create banners and colors for each of the houses.

Here are the names and some (but not all)of the characteristics the houses pride.

STUDMANDOR - sexy bald (not old bald), charmer... brave... honest... passion

SKIVVIESREN - nice assets..., clever, creative, witty, swimsuit models

OLEGRAMPAW - ability to speak feline , memory problems, grouchy,

WEINERPUFF -

 

upping for posterity.

 

I have not sought attention lately. I shall now. Where do I belong, oh wise hat?

 

Dear Mr. Hat,

I would be grateful for a sorting.

Yours sincerely,

Chris.