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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Jet-Eye, Feb 8, 2002.

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  1. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    The time of Huggard is at hand.
  2. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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  3. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    I'm excited! No wait, I'm confused. Hmm, I think I'll have to ponder this for a while...
  4. Darth_Reign Force Ghost

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    Oct 7, 2001
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    This mysterious Huggard will devour us all!

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    <Run's for shelter>
  5. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    Huggard, you mean like the Great Bear Hugger of the west?
  6. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    No, it is not the great bear hugger (bloody bludger that bear is) i refer to, it is Huggard, Son of Ross, Ross the Lord of Basic, harbinger of Text...
  7. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    Oh Yes... Drawing a blank Drawing a blank...
  8. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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  9. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 14, 2001
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    HE will come and give HIS word, to us, HIS people, through the lectures and written WORD of the V C E!

    The Lord our God, Ross be thy name, has a messiah...

    a son...

    Huggard is coming!!!

    His time is come! bloody hell!

    (waves stump)

    RUN FOR THE HILLS!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

    (runs out screaming "HIS time is come!" waving cricket stump)
  10. thx1138-the-jedi Jedi Master

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    Aug 1, 2001
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    i understand it! i think he was trying to say
    "The time of Huggard is at hand. " its so obvious!!!
  11. Zyphyr Jedi Knight

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    Sep 13, 2001
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    Well, I was already confused before I got here.

    Now I'm just baffled.
  12. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 14, 2001
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    Baffled? That's great.

    But remember, without salvation from our almighty Ross, the Messiah shall bring forth his judgement on us all!!!

    "Save us O' Huggard, for thou art my one and only Lord...DOn't bloOdY KilL me!!"

    **the above comment was brought to you by random Caps Lock Inc.**

    (Waving stump as usual, turns to face Huggard's citadel, and begins to pray furiously(
  13. Zyphyr Jedi Knight

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    Sep 13, 2001
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    As an athiest, while I admire Huggard and respect the rights of his followers to worship him freely, I think he needs a haircut and his mother dresses him funny.
  14. Pigalek Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2001
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    hmmm... meethinks huggard be anrie rimmer incarnate
  15. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 14, 2001
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    ROFLMAO!!

    You are all so close to the true truth.. it is almost blasphemy!

    I think he needs a haircut and his mother dresses him funny.

    So true, but that is the nature of the prodigal... No one told Jesus he needed a shave, despite his desperate need, so no one tells the LORD of his need for a haircut and a dress sense.

    And so it begins, as the written word from the VCE text doth stipulate, 'ye shall know glory, when thy own writing is based on standard formating, with flair and style from the hand of Huggard....'

    Stumped? Confused?

    That's GREAT!!!

    (I'm so excited...guess where I am going?)
  16. Zyphyr Jedi Knight

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    Sep 13, 2001
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    I don't know... the pub?
  17. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Close, yet so far.

    I am going on a pilgrimage to Mecc...Huggard's House, the one true holy site of Huggardism.

    All shall pledge their loyalty to THE Lord, Huggard, and all shalt be revealed!!

    (pulls out prayer mat, and prepares sacrifice)
  18. Darth_Reign Force Ghost

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    Oct 7, 2001
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    Wouldn't that be arnie rimmer reincarnate?
  19. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    What, the reincarnation of the parallel universe Arnie who captained the ship, found by the Arnie who was reincarnated by the nanobots, after the Ace Rimmer died and the Hologram Arnie took his place, who was a light reincarnation of the original Arnold Rimmer?

    I understand!

    P.S. All must worship Huggard.
  20. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    As the high preist of huggard i would like to comment on the grave situation we, as mere mortals, find ourselvs in.

    The question that must be asked now by all of you before the judgment day is "shall i take the path of the rightious or the path of the weak?" "shall i follow in the footsteps of the son of esteemed Ross of be swept into mediocraty?"

    Only the path of Huggard can redeem your mortal souls in the eyes of Ross

    *this announcment has been braught to you by huggard press co, partial sponsors of 1000ft, oh sh** incorporated*
  21. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Andrew, Your words sum up the path before all Huggarderians.

    (nods head gravely)
  22. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    Thank you for clearing up my question...

    Still drawing a blank still drawing a blank...
  23. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    Which exact part of the way of Huggard is confusing you esteemed Dark Jedi?
  24. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    Well... Why should we honor him... He seems so big... I can't spell either... Whats with the '...'s... Now just to confuse Everone... Hello... AHHHHH! (Big Foot comes out of no where and Stomps on DarkJediTJ)
    Damn you... Erg...
  25. Jacques_Cousteau Jedi Knight

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    I was about to inform Dark Jedi of the greatness of Huggard but in light of his tragic demise it seems piontless.

    Nontheless to those of you who remain unscathed, Huggard must be worshipped because Huggard is the all seeing, omnipresent son of Ross, and therefore commands our respect and worship
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