FF:VIC Come here if you want to be confused

And of course, if from the confusion you wish to derive some 'enlightenment' from our god, Huggard, simply send 50 american dollars to PO box 394 Mt Eliza, Melbourne, and you shall be allowed in the kingdom of Ross...I know the way, I promise, they just live up the road...

 

Did we ever find out what Huggard was?

I kinda liked the viking warrior theory.

 

I think that was mine, And in Viking Mythology there is a Great Fire Giant Warrior who's name is simalair to Huggard.

 

My Lord, so THIS is what young Kane gets up to.

I am in fact Huggard - Ross Huggard to you all - and I am Kane's English Tutor.

He coaxed me here and the pretense of it being a mecca of cultural and intellectual debate and stimulation.

Obvious - like must serial offenders in the criminal class - he was only suggesting this due a desire to be caught in the act of slander.

I will have to read this - I hope its all in fun - But I'll admit I am concerning about certain comments regarding my mother....

To all in sundry,

Ross.

 

The Truth is Revialed!!!

 

Well well well! Hasn't this been on page 2 for a while!

Kane, was 'Huggard' a sock of yours?

If it was the real deal WE WANT MORE!

Anyway, it's great to see that this glorious thread is back where it belongs...

Now all we need is for some people to come up with some very, very random statements!

 

Hmm. I'm still not convinced.

 

Well that was random enough, but now I'm ever the curious one: convinced of what?

*Confused*.

 

*Still confused*

 

And *still very confused!*

For those of you pondering the introduction of Huggard, it lies in this very thread which has, sadly, retired to page 3...

...but no more! The New Agers can now join the festivities of confusion!

 

Confusion, and randomness, is great.

Which is a parallel to Huggard himself?

Coincidence? Nothing is coincidence, only Huggard's influence.

 

Well if I remember Correctly we Kicked Huggard off the Boards... And then we Praised him? Hmm...

Oh well that Huggard for yah!

 

Aah i have found my Huggard friends.

Oh Huggard your so fine
Pity your not friends of mine
Oh Huggard Oh Huggard

Oh Huggard what a shame
Your not even fair game
Oh Huggard Oh Huggard

 

Ah, so this is where you go to get confused about the whole Huggard history.
Some one should write some scriptures then go on a journey to Gondaro.

 

And pray to Buddha along the way.

 

Piggsy you p%#$@er!

 

Monkey, I'll pray against your Sutra band!

 

::Looks around thread aimlessly::
Yes, yes, now I am confused...

 

Come back here RP Demon!!

 

What? Demon? Right...
:uts on small cape and runs around the room making appropriate "roar, roar" noises as a demon would::
This is hard work, I think I'll go back to being a cynical bastard instead...

 

Look, I reckon it's about time we all decided to go to an Arts course together.

All the VCE Huggard's, let's unite.

 

Yes, Arts! Hooray for that! I plan regardless to spend the first month of Uni drunk, so it may as well be a part of my course...

 

As much as I would love to one day join in your bludging and drinking... looks like a science course coming up for me

 

No, resist the evil that is science. Honestly, where will you go in life with that?
::Realises the irony of his father being a doctor, don't bother PoT::
Do Arts, imagine the potential, you could become a teacher, or an Arts lecturer.... amazing!

 

...Right...

Anyway! I have Finished My First Scripture of Huggard!

Thus is thy First Scripture, from Cell block AA38, According too TJ!
:: stops as Quire sings Harmonyiesly like they would Amen the word, Yeah. ::
The Great almight Huggard sent us a bringer of the light, He Guided us too the Homeland of Victoria where we came too be confused by the great desserless thread board.
:: stops as Quire sings Harmonyiesly like they would Amen the word, Yeah. ::