FF:VIC Come here if you want to be confused

I'm not doing an arts course firstly because my parents would have my head for it... my dad being a neuropsychiatrist, my mum a doctor and my sister a pscychologist puts a little pressure on me and secondly... well I find some of it more intersting

*awaits criticism*

 

I always thought you were weird, and now I know why. It is ok, however, you can still save yourself if you truly believe in all that is Huggard and remember to brush your teeth at least twice a day....

 

Yeah, getting called weird happens alot to me so I know it's nothing new

 

Arts/Humanities oh my
Please young Huggards reconsider

 

Well JMD, I think you should look at your tactics my good friend, a few suggestions if i may:
1. Lie more often, it promotes you and works well if you don't get caught
2. Kill everyone who catches you lying
3. Lie about killing everyone who caught you lying
4. Eat lobsters (the killing of lobster is essential for human survival)
5. When they eventually come for you, point don't point out how many lobsters you have eaten, it will annoy them

 

Hey Rogue Product, would you like to help me clean my Musk Ox?

 

...ok this is getting wierd now...

I guess Seeing I'm the youngest... (And oldest in away) ...I am alittle left out. oh well. When your all in the Arts together just remember the Big Giant sitting in his class room getting introuble for not doing his homework and then getting congratulated for getting it all right.

 

PoT, you and I both know that there is nothing I enjoy more than a good musk ox cleaning, it's invigorating! TJ, you must help with the cleaning of the holy musk ox, as it will assist you to understand why it is that llamas enjoy copulating...

 

I'm all ready ready! :: Pulls out Spung that is labled for cleaning of the holy musk ox only ::

 

::Takes the sponge and begins to sing the song that he and PoT always sing when cleaning the Musk Ox::
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, very very clean...

 

1/2 tub of margarine eaten for a bet = very bad night and very busy toilet

 

Sounds like a fun evening
::Runs off to get margarine tub::
Actually, on second thoughts... maybe not

 

No you don't understand RP.
I feel very lubricated and slippery

 

:: continues too Scrubb the Musk ox ::

 

Slippery? That's great! I was slippery once, happened after a rather awful run in with a vindaloo. That's a night I want to forget. But enough of this silly stuff, damnit, lets get back to the Musk Ox

Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,

Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate,
Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate
Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate
Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate...

 

Musk Ox Musk OX
In the paddock today
Eating all my hay
Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha HO

 

Mixo, were you honestly invited to clean the musk ox with us? I believe not... Do not invite yourself to participate in such an ancient ritual... Find your own damned musk ox!

 

I prefer Drop-Bears and Hoop Snakes myself

 

Maybe the New Agers can clean the hoop snake?

 

Mixo, it is becoming painfully obvious that you have far too much free time in your tiny little rural cente... Quick question from the floor: what is it exactly that you do for money?

 

I do not change my jocks for a crust, but i work in the Entertainment/Film Industry

 

Its also obvious you have alot of time RP. All hail the life of the humanities student.

 

All hail the Arts/Humanities student. For he bludges a lot and fills the dole lines

 

and of course, they help me clean my musk ox...

Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,

Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate,
Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate,
Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate,
Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate,

Thank you, I'm quite clean now.

 

Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,
Musk Ox, Musk Ox, not very dirty,

Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate,
Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate,
Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate,
Cleaning Musk Ox, very very easy mate,


"Click Boom" Musk Ox no more!