Comet's girlfriend: More attractive than a...

Please everyone, help comet find more sweet nothings to whispers into his girlfriend's good ear.

 

go to hell.

 

I'll need to see a picture of his girlfriend before I can vote, sorry to say.

 

It's over in another thead. I'd post the link, but I don't want to dirty my hands with the link.

 

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/comet1440/monica.jpg]

 

Well, first off, you're assuming she actually exists.

 

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[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/comet1440/monica.jpg]

sorry to say she doesnt fit into any of those categorys.

 

No, I meant his real girlfriend.

Hell that chick's been my girlfriend when my wife has had a headache.

 

For some reason, i just found that pic on Google.

 

MY EYES! MY EYES!

//looks at the now infectious cut he made on himself first time he saw the picture just for the optical relief

 

Dont get upset that im 14 and my girlfriend is hotter than any chick you adults have ever talked to in your life.

For some reason, i just found that pic on Google.

Link ?

 

Dont get upset that im 14 and my girlfriend is hotter than any chick you adults have ever talked to in your life.

Yes....yes, keep 'em comin'!

 

Here's Comet's real girlfriend.

[image=http://www.gg.caltech.edu/~dhl/images/BGhand.jpg]

He calls her Betsy.

 

Dont get upset that im 14 and my girlfriend is hotter than any chick you adults have ever talked to in your life.

For some reason, Comet sounds exactly like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite!

 

MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND IS PERFECT AND WAY BETTER THAN YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE!!!1!! [/comet]

 

if your going to insult me at least make them good, nothing cheesy please.

 

Comet is left handed?

 

MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND IS PERFECT AND WAY BETTER THAN YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE!!!1!!

How did you know the pic is CGI !!!!!

come on people , make some original insults.

 

if your going to insult me at least make them good, nothing cheesy please.

I bet Comet's girlfriend smells like Limburger.

 

What's your definition of an original insult, Comet?

 

^ something that stands out from the rest of the insults , something I have never heard before.

 

Okay, here it goes.

no your an idiot , now what ?

 

Oh, puh-lease... comet's telling us that our insults don't meet his standards?

You have got to be joking me.

Although, saying that a rat was greater than me SURE was a burn. ouch. oh boy ouch. *rolls eyes*

 

It's funny how Comet, a person who gets every single one of his ideas and freestyles from pre-existing rap artists, is telling US to be original.