COMIC DIALOGUE from the SW movies......

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  1. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    Take a phrase out of the SW movies, and complete in in a comical fashoin! For instance.....

    "(Han)Bring me the hydrospanners!!!!"

    "(Chewie, under his breath)I got yur hydrospanner right here!"

    THis should be fun, eh?
  2. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    C'mon, guys.....GEEZ...gotta kick-start this one!

    "(Leia)Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

    "(Han)Only if you let me back over you!!!!"
  3. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    Man....dry as an Afghan well in summer.....OK, here's another primer:

    "(Obi Wan)Use the FORCE, Luke!"
    "(Luke)If I could use the FORCE, do ya think I'd be here right now!!!!?"
  4. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    WOW....tougher to start than a Harley in a snow-storm! OK...one more:

    "(Obi Wan)You were banished because you were clumsy?!"
    "(Qui Gonn)NO! He was probably banished because he is such a flake that he embarrased his own idiotic, primitive people!!!!"
  5. Joseph_Orion Force Ghost

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    Rune Haako "where are those droidekas?!"
    Nute Gunray "Right up your ass where they always are!"
  6. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    FINALLY! Good one, JO


    "(C-3PO)I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations..."
    "(R2D2, to himself)You'd think a bot that can speak six million forms of communication could figure out something else to say once in a while!"
  7. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    lmao good one JO. oh heres another locked thread.

  8. Joseph_Orion Force Ghost

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    Threepio "ooh my!"
    R2 "don't you ever say anything else?"
    Threepio "ooh dear!"
    R2 "@$^@$&"
  9. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    3po: oh my how rude
    r2 : whos your daddy say it whos your daddy
  10. Obi_Wannabe Force Ghost

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    Actually, we've managed not to have a locked thread since Chunk was bad mouthing the Texans here.
  11. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    annie:wanna see my pod racer
    padme : but your only a boy
    annie : I BUILT IT MY SELF.
  12. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    ObiW, if you can't be constructive.......{;>

    "(C-3PO)Oh, no...the Rancor!!!!"
    "(Luke)Thanks fer the head's up, ya politically-correct metal moron!!"
  13. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    VADER: LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER
    luke : MOM always had a thing for guys with deep voices.
  14. Joseph_Orion Force Ghost

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    Qui-Gon "stay here and stay out of trouble"
    Jar Jar "hello boyos!"
    R2 Units in unison "WHASSUP?!"
  15. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    WAAAAAAZZZZUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I was trying to think how to use it and you beat me to it.

  16. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    "(Qui Gonn)Stay in a cockpit."
    "(Ani)What if I gotta pee!?"
  17. Joseph_Orion Force Ghost

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    Qui-Gon "I can only protect you. I can't fight a war for you"
    Amidala "well s#it, I guess we're @$%#ed"
  18. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    nute:where are those droidikas ?
    rune:this is no time to think of sex .
  19. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    "(Amidala)We don't have time for this, Captain!"
    "(Captain)Shut yer hole, I'm doin' the best I can, ya royal scab!!!!"
  20. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    luke : R2 SEE IF you can increase the power back there.

    R2 : GO KISS YER SISTER PANSY.
  21. Joseph_Orion Force Ghost

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    expanding on Chunk's post....

    nute:where are those droidikas ?
    rune:this is no time to think of sex .
    nute: hhhwhat?! hwhat did you say?
    tc-14: the droids appear to be pleasuring two jedi knights, sir.
    nute: are you brain dead? I'm not gettin freaky wit two jedi... send this droid
    *3po pops up with his parts showing*
    nute : this is get-ting out of hand... NOW dere are TWO ah DEM!
  22. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    "(Han to Leia)Sorry! I don't have time for anything else."
    "(Leia)Yea, like you'll see any in this episode, blaster-boy!"
  23. chunk_the_jawa Jedi Grand Master

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    vader : I see you have constructed a new lightsaber obi wan has taught you well.
    luke: hello thats not my lightsaber silly boy, but you can play with it if you want.
  24. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    "(Luke)I...I don't believe it!"
    "(Yoda, to an unseen Obi Wan)See, I told you I can't teach this friggin' idiot!"
  25. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    "(Luke)Hey! Where'd she go?! Play back the entire message!"
    "(C-3PO)He says it's a pay-per-view, and it'll cost ya!"
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