Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by kitarusapien, Apr 2, 2002.
thats no moon its a space station .
ge try telling us something we dont know wise ass.
"(Obi Wan to Luke)Your eyes can decieve you...don't trust them."
"Luke, under his breath)I think this old kodger is playin' me like a fiddle!"
Obi-Wan "She's a politician and not to be trusted"
Anakin "but she does those awesome things with her tongue..."
Obi-Wan "you haven't learned ANYTHING Anakin... I have much to show you"
leia: I'd just as soon kiss a wookie
Chewie: thats ok I would rather kiss a taun taun.
"(Han)Yea, except droids don't pull people's arms outta their sockets when they lose."
"(R2D2 to himself)No, but I'll spot-weld his nads together if that hairball tries anything!"
(Leia) "I happen to like nice men."
(Han) "But do they like you."
haha this stuff is golden...
(maul) at last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi, at last we will have revenge...
(sidious) on second thought, maybe we can buddy up with them and have some nice tea and strumpets!
(sidious) you've been well trained, they will be no match for you.
(maul) unless they buddy up and cut me in half, then im screwed!
"(Luke)Stick close to Chewie...I've taken care of everything."
"(Han)Stick close to Chewie, STICK CLOSE TO CHEWIE....MAN, a guy could really get a complex hangin' around you two!
"(Obi Wan)That boy was our last hope."
"(Yoda)No...there is another."
(Obi Wan)Well, then why are we messin' around with this putz!?"
maul : at last we reveal our selves to the jedi
SEDIOUS: UH I think they have seen one of those before.
"(Luke)Be quiet about it! There might be more of them out there."
"(Leia)Quiet!? HIM???? When he even burps or farts, every seismograph within a parsect goes off, and you want him to be quiet????"
"(Yoda)A Jedi feels the Force flowing through him..."
"(Luke, to himself)All I feel flowing through me is a mountain of gas from that crap he made eat last night!!!!"
"(Nubian Cruiser Captain)Power's back! That little droid did it!"
"(R2D2)Dang tootin'....watchin' my buddies get wasted motivated the lube outta me!!!"
"(Qui Gonn)Midichlorians are microscopic life-forms that live within our cells, without them, we would have no knowledge of the....."
"(Ani)WHOA, whoa....c'mon, the condensed version, alright?!"
"(Vader)Now I am the Master!"
"(Obi Wan)Sounds like you been workin' the saber too much, big guy!"
"(Luke, after being found by Han in the snow)BEN....Ben....."
"(Han)I thought only married men had this problem?!"
"(Palpatine)I can feel the hate swelling in you now!"
"(Vader)No...my wimpy son's just about to hurl."