[COMS] If you have a personal problem, log it in here.

Just use this thread to report personal problems; don't comment on other people's problems. This is so we'll have a list of problems to report to epic.

All posts that are not to report personal problems will be deleted. Only report personal problems within 24 hours of them happening, please. Try to include as much information as you have.

 

I've got a problem with Gimer.

 

Is that all the information you have?

 

I've got a problem with GIMER.

He keeps pestering people for more details when they say they have a problem with GIMER.

 

It burns when I pee...

 

Solution: Everyone stay away from Souderwan .

 

And I'm lonely...

 

Solution: Get a parrot

 

There is a dead cat stuck in my car's motor

 

Get a ****ing Parrot.

 

Solution: Get a parrot.

(I think we have found the solution for everything.)

 

lolz

 

my tounge kinda hurts. but not really

 

I have genital herpes.

*goes mountain biking*

*goes whitewater rafting*

*cuddles with partner*

 

And you want to keep it that way

 

Is it sad that I immediately recalled the commercial D_G brilliantly makes fun of?

 

It's a lot sadder that I thought of it in the first place.

 

I have a problem - I have no idea where that "some mod favorite" motif came from.

 

It's was this one thread; I'm too lazy to look it up, but it went:

Me: Who's Dani?

Wilderness: Some mod favorite.

Knightwriter: Blah blah... most laughable... blah blah... years.

And there were a couple other lines that made it go around in circles.

 

that was funny moment

 

Get a parrot.

 

Fixed.


-JR

 

I thought we covered that part in the other thread?

 

My parrot's head fell off

 

Solution: Get ANOTHER ****ing parrot.
No refunds.