Discussion in 'Orange County, CA' started by crazybirdman, Jan 18, 2006.
"No...WE'RE IN WASHINGTON!.........WE'RE GONNA SCORE NOW!"
"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen, dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itsself"
And of course my own signature:
"Good must not be measured on a scale as small as Mr. Land's brash heroics. What he would do one day, he would gladly undo the next! To be of benefit goodness must be constant, forever building, it must have strength!"
These are for you Matt:
"Engineering report your status" "In just a second exec. we're picking up the pieces down here!"
"He's so......human" "Nobody's perfect"
"The energizer's bypassed like a christmas tree so don't give me too many bumps"
"Mr Worf I herby promote you to the rank of Lieutenant Commander.......and may God have mercy on your soul"
"When you said to Commander Riker, the clown can stay but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go " "What're you talking about?" "During the Farpoint mission, we were on the bridge, you told a joke, that was the punch line"
"Farpoint....Data that was seven years ago!" "I know! I just got it!"
"Mr Worf Do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?" "No sir, I have not had the oppertunity to meet all the new crewmembers since I have been back"
"Stilgar, do we have wormsign? "Usil we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen"
I'm with you Anthony "I can go all night like a lumberjack"
Bernadet:"what a sweet dog whats its name?"
old man:"Herpes, if shes good she'll heel."
"are you telling me this is an abba turd?"
"He's dead Jim!"
"Hey Paula, I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. For the first time- today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD that you've been playing for two years straight off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain."
"Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern."
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."
"Let me tell you something, you can never be too rich, too thin or too well armed"
"There is no I in Team America!"
"Uh, yes there is..."
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
What did you like better, Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back
Last one, man.
Empire had the better ending! I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his fathar, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett it ends on such a down though, I mean, thats what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets.
He actually says: "Blasphemy".
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his a--. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But, the next week, he did it again--difference cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And, I says to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing?! You know you're just going to get this cat stuck in your a--, too." And, he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"
"what like the back of a volkswagon?"
Bad is bad.
Good is good.
Bad, bad, good good
Good will beat bad because good is good.
Good good, bad bad.
Bad, good, bad, good.
"I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world."
"They're Tank Busters Sir, P51s."
"Angels on our shoulders."
"Yeah, get a gun, shoot yourself in the foot, and go home! "
"Why don't you put her in charge"