O.C, CA Contest: The Movie Quote Game

"Commander tear this ship apart until you've found those plans, and bring me the passengers, I want them alive!"

 

"I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault."

 

"AH! RED SNAPPA VERY TASTY FISH"

 

"Now make like a tree, and get outta here!"

 

"It's leave, idiot,make like a tree and leave! You sound like a
damn fool when you say it wrong."

 

"Give me an excuse to kill you.........please?"

"Now if you're finished hosing down the decks with testosterone, I may have found a way to get us off this planet"

"Smell it, sweet as an angels kiss!......Dry land mate. Coconuts, mangos and.......native girls hungry for affection"

"I'd give anything to shake hands with a tree again"

 

"Doctor, don't you know that in the service one must always choose the LESSER of two weevils"

"WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR DAMNED HOBBIES SIR!"

"Damn it do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate post priandel upper abdominal distention! Now out of the way!" "What did you say she had? " "Cramps"

"You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet!" "**** everyone knows that!" "When you do it you do it you're thinking about guys!"

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" " Bunch of savages in this town" "My girlfriend sucked 37 di**s!" "In a row?"

 

"8 years of flight training.........50 combat missions......just so I can take the family camper on an interstellar picnic!"

 

"If hate were people, I'd be China!"

 

"I love it. God help me I do love it so."
- Patton

 

"Father, the sleeper has awakened!"

 

"That sea monkey stole my money."

 

"Shirley you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And Don't call me Shirley."

 

"YOU ARE A TOY!"

 

"I believe the word you're looking for is action figure"

 

"NEWS PAPERS!"

 

I just realized I quoted Toy Story wrong it should be Space Ranger, no action figure, oh well.

"My teacher says that real beauty is on the inside"
"That's just something ugly people say son"

 

"Jolly.... good..."

 

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's off to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you're going to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."

 

"batwing"

 

"Wake up, time to die"

 

"I was thinking"...."Don't do that Mr Potter, we so enjoy that whistling wind effect you have on us"

 

"First, your return to shore was not part of our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate?s code to apply. And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call 'guidelines'."

 

"bootstaprs bootstraps"

 

"To wives and sweethearts............may they never meet"

"We raise our glass, you BET YOUR A** to...........La Vie Boheme"

"To being an us for once instead of a them"