So CO Contradictions Game

God made Saddam.





There is no spoon.

 

then how come i can see it?


poop.

 

piss




led zepplin rules(seriously, they do, the rock my world, i want to have their babies, not really but u get the point)

 

Celine Dion Rules.



I'm the King of the World!

 

you're queen of the world.

1 is the lonliest number that you'll ever do.

 

Zero is lonlier.


The metal bikini is hot!

 

(only if it is in the sun)
that metal bikini froze to my skin.
(i knew i shouldn't have worn it outside last winter)


the sanke was long.

 

My snake is longer
(hehe)



the ice was hot.

 

The lava was cold.



The filmstrip contest had lots of entries.

 

i was the only one that entered





it's true i tell you, it's true

 

so says the pathological liar.





Pueblo is a fun place to live.

 

why the hell would you want to live in peublo?




I AM A VIP WITH NO POST LIMIT!!

 

You won't always be a VIP with no post limit.


The next post is false.

 

Jared always tells the truth!






I'll never make it as a professional film director...

 

Did geogre lucas ever think like that?





I cant remember if she said hair peice or herpes.

 

ummmm...

i dont think she said either



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeela!!!!

 

!!!!aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew


he who wishes to fly with the eagle must learn to not live with the turkeys.

 

He who wishes to fly with the turkeys will need an airplane!



Stupid is as stupid does.

 

(not that one again!!!)

smart isn't as smart doesn't do



the force is my ally

 

Beware the Dark Side!



Life is like a box of chocolates.

 

chocolate is a box of life


black is fushia

 

No it's not. Black is White.


The blue pill is the better choice.

 

damnit!!!!why did i have to choose the red




follow the white rabbit

 

Don't chase the rabbit.


"Can't catch me cause the rabbit done died!"

 

i could catch you any day because the rabbit is still alive.




i am 28 years old