Coo ee!!!

Just as a point of interest:

How many Scots are there on the forums?

Seeing as the Scotland Board is just teeming with posts!

 

somehow or other, my browser doesn'y display italics, but I'll presume you're asking how many 'Scots' there are on the boards?

Easy answer ? I have personally encountered perhaps 25 Scots scattered through TFn and the various breakaway boards. There are also several non-Scots who are etiher living here, or wish they were living here

theres been a quiet spell here of late, as various folk were away, and others changed jobs and couldn't post as much.
And I keep getting banned for allegedly fudging swearing.

but never doubt, the Scots are here...... quiet........ watchful........drunk.
and when we do bother to post, our overall high quality really shows up the English as the shower of shy mites that they are.

 

I'm here.

Scotland > England

 

fudging nincoms

 

and of course, there are even some english people who hing about here, rather like a bad smell

 

And our gracious friends north of the border would know all about unpleasant smells.

 

Way hey!!

Life!

Fandabby.

Right, we've got tae get this board alive and kicking.

Helluva quiet...too quiet for my liking.

And whats this balderdash about getting banned for swearing?..Bwaha!...Nonsense.

We don't swear, it's more of a misunderstanding.

 

I associate the phrase "alive and kicking" with no-sideburns gimpoid stadium rock ponces Simple Minds [face_puke]

 

No no no.

As in the song by Mr. Big.

Big cheesy 80's metal rawk song!.

 

When you goooooooooooooooo...
will you send baaaaaaaaaaaaaack...

 

You'd better not be slagging off The Proclaimers Az - I know the truth about you and them...

 

Its true.

For them, I would walk five hundred miles...

 

We all know what you travel 500 miles for, Azzameen

 

Buckfast? Or to chat up DankDonk?

 

Buckfast Tonic you mean?

 

Yeah, but no-one calls it that here, it's just Buckfast. The greatest thing to come out of Cornwall since, um, well... OK, just the greatest thing to come out of Cornwall.

 

Actually it comes out of Devon, and Buckfast Abbey is only a few miles up the road from me

Well, actually it comes from some brewery up country...

*looks at bottle*

Made in Thailand

 

Devon, Cornwall, what's the difference? Ooh, Devon's where Ambrosia custard comes from... Mmmmm...

 

Sebulba lives near THE ABBEY ?!?

well why didn't you fudging say so ?!?]

// forgets every sore point

// awaits barbecue invite