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Discussion in 'MidSouth Regional Discussion' started by Xanatos12, Apr 9, 2003.

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  1. Jedi_Kristen

    Jedi_Kristen Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Hey guys I'm talking to Nick right now and apparently he's going crazy over the amount of Ferris-isms on his thread. I say we pillage with pearls of wisdom of Bueller.
     
  2. Amidala Starkiller

    Amidala Starkiller Jedi Master star 6

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    Murphy: Then, as of this moment, I am married to Adrienne Barbeau, Queen of Mars from Olympus Mons to Tharsis. And the punishment for Doctor Quinn shall be death. By slitting.

    Quinn: You're all insane!!

    Murphy: So, let's have it done in the galley -

    Quinn: Someone... please..

    Murphy: - cause it's got a tile floor with a drain in the middle, and that'll be good, since there's gonna be lots and lots of blood and Quinn guts slopping around all over the place.

    Quinn: ..no... please.. help..

    Murphy: Plus, we can sacrifice a virgin to Ares when we're done!
     
  3. Jedi_Kristen

    Jedi_Kristen Jedi Youngling star 2

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    what is that from?
     
  4. Amidala Starkiller

    Amidala Starkiller Jedi Master star 6

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  5. Xanatos12

    Xanatos12 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "prepare to die Earth scum!!"-Spaced Invaders-
     
  6. Amidala Starkiller

    Amidala Starkiller Jedi Master star 6

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    Ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?
     
  7. Bullseye

    Bullseye Jedi Youngling star 3

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    So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show. --Wayne's World 2

    I did this in theater class for a monologue and the teacher didn't like me after that but I got the class laughing :D
     
  8. Jedi_Kristen

    Jedi_Kristen Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Joe, you never cease to amaze me. :p
     
  9. Xanatos12

    Xanatos12 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Joe that was awsome! I would have loved to be that class to see that
     
  10. Xanatos12

    Xanatos12 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "When the chimes end pick up your gun colonel, try and shoot me. Just try."
    -For a few dollars more-
     
  11. Jedi_Kristen

    Jedi_Kristen Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "We're not interested in your penis!"
     
  12. Xanatos12

    Xanatos12 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "No, I think he's trying to offer us a beer"
     
  13. Bullseye

    Bullseye Jedi Youngling star 3

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    What's he doin?

    He's finishing his senior thesis. Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.


    I think that this theory is true...thank god for cable :D
     
  14. Xanatos12

    Xanatos12 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "I'm like a God with a little "g"-Destiny, from Destiny Turns on the Radio-
     
  15. Amidala Starkiller

    Amidala Starkiller Jedi Master star 6

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    See? Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly; mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and they're suddenly theology scholars.
     
  16. Darth_Mauled

    Darth_Mauled Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "Where'd you learn to shoot like that?"
    "7-11"
    Back to the Future
     
  17. SaberKnights76

    SaberKnights76 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mr. Madison, no where in your statement, did you make any sense, nor were you anywhere near the subject, everyone now is dumber because of you.....

    Geez, a simple "Wrong" would have been good enough.... Billy Madison
     
  18. Xanatos12

    Xanatos12 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "You were named after the dog,hahaha!!"-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
     
  19. Jedi_Kristen

    Jedi_Kristen Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I have a lot of fond memories of that dog.
     
  20. Amidala Starkiller

    Amidala Starkiller Jedi Master star 6

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    You Homo sapiens and your guns.
     
  21. Jedi_Kristen

    Jedi_Kristen Jedi Youngling star 2

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    All columnists should be beaten to a pulp and converted back into paper! ---from Sabrina
     
  22. Amidala Starkiller

    Amidala Starkiller Jedi Master star 6

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    I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds, for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. This is a war and we are soldiers. What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?
     
  23. Bullseye

    Bullseye Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony
     
  24. Jedi_FuzzyWuzzy

    Jedi_FuzzyWuzzy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    like that Joe, where's it from?
     
  25. Jedi_Kristen

    Jedi_Kristen Jedi Youngling star 2

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    The Matrix, Fuzzball.
     
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