Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Darth-Horax, Nov 14, 2002.
101 uses for a lightsaber in the REAL WORLD
One day man I got some food in my teeth thank the force for my lightsaber. Minutes later I lie dead on the floor.
Well that was not a good idea.
I've said these before on another board.
How about a torchierre lamp? "Honey, could you turn up the lightsaber? It's hard to read the paper in this light."
Or a jedi who falls out of favor with the council... becomes a street performer that juggles three lightsabers. "Stumpy the clown"!
cleaning any kill from a hunt (preferably large animals or well... there won't be anything left)
cut out of wreckage in car accident or building collapse (I'm now thinking firefighters might need these...)
if you ever lose your keys...
(morbid, watch out) grave diggers could really use these during the winter... that ground is so hard!
good for escaping out the roof/ceiling of a stalled elevator (WHA??? I am insane. I think I have proved it!)
Air Traffic conductor guys could use them to wave and direct planes and what not.
knock enemies out (with the hilt) to avoid confrontation and speed along a mission
make lots of money on ebay selling it
etc. etc. etc.
Good to see ya, Darth-Horax! How are ya'? It's been a few days. Take care of yourself.
A coffee heater. You remember the old ones where you just put a coil into the liquid? Well there you go. Voila, instant java juice!
More non-combat ways to use a lightsaber:
A cigarette lighter (No I don't smoke. I hate it. But for all you guys out there who want to screw up your lives it's and interesting thought).
How about those lightsticks that people use to direct airplanes?
Or a boomerang?
How about using it in place of a car horn?
What about those glow rods that Trick-or-Treaters use on Halloween? I used to think they were lightsabers when I was a little kid! Reminds you of them don't they?
I agree with you Darth-Horax shaving would be pretty interesting, but I think it would work just fine to convince my teacher not to give me homework.
Good seeing you too, Padawan_Laurianna!
How about starting a campfire or intimidating your bosses into giving you extra time off?
I have also thought about using one for directing my church choir or directing traffic(If I were a cop)...
I used to work at the airport as a ramp monkey. It would work really well as a director beacon...
I think a lightsaber would make an excellent crowd disperser.
COP: Move along folks.
NO REACTION FROM CROWD.
COP: (ACTIVATES LIGHTSABER) I said 'Move Along', folks.
Other non combat uses could include:
a) Baseball bat.
b) One of those beater sticks they use in Quidditch to keep the bludgers away.
c) Spare key. "Did you forget your key?" *drives lightsaber through the lock* "No problem."
d) Sword swallowing act. Problem is it'll only work the once.
LOL Jandor_Tarvin! You've seen too much Harry Pothead (Or so I call him).
It could be really cool as a flag stick on the green at a golf course! You could play night golf!
If you were really careful, spot cure!
Or sculpter's tool.
A lightining rod! LOL! See how Obi-Wan used it against Darth Tyranus' lightning bolts?
Turkey carver...slighty singed please!
It could be used as a cane for blind jedi's! Sorry sir, didn't mean to cut off your foot!
To make the little eye holes in your ghost costume in halloween. . .
remote control device for the tv.
I'd use it as a limbo stick. Do the sabre limbo! do the sabre limbo... or in the high jump. It would mean you have to clear it...
Or could always carry one in case you lock your keys in the car. That way, just one Ha! And no more door.
This is bad...
Dog training device!!!
Has anyone seen the fan film Empire Strikes Backyard? If you haven't I recomend it. You could try and stick one blade down your throat like those magicians do with swords.
Dog training device!!!
That's really wrong!