ST Corrupt A Wish: TFA Edition {Forum Game}

Lame. I hope the maestro lives to 120 just to spite you.

 

Granted. He lives to 120 but loses interest in scoring music after EVII and takes up croquet

I wish to see someone in TFA frozen in carbonite

 

Granted, but Kylo accidentally falls into the carbonite chamber and gets zapped.

I'd like to see Taunstauns on that snow planet where the Starkiller is.

 

Granted, but on this planet they smell much MUCH worse...

I wish Han made a sarcastic joke about that kiss between Luke and Leia!

 

Granted, but Leia admits that she liked it and that it wasn't the first or last time.

I wish that Ewan McGregor appears in TFA as a holocron of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

 

Granted, But in the holocron, he accepts the deathsticks..

I wish Nien Numb laughs in his X-wing as he crashes into the snow!

 

Granted: but Nien Numb gets the harpon gun and escapes before the ATAT smashes it underfoot.

I wish the ST had the Vong as extra-galactic invaders lead by a Vong dark side user.

 

Granted. But Disney will veto the Vong, because it sounds too much like Bong and that ain't kid friendly.

I wish we'll see senator Jar Jar Binks in a cameo as a wise old storyteller of the ancient times.

 

Granted, but Kylo Ren abolishes the Senate and now Binks has to go back to Naboo.

I wish for Leia to get significant screen time in TFA.

 

Granted: But instead of in the senate, Jar Jar will be seen in Maz's castle wearing a Greedo shirt.

I wish we could see the Wampa get a cybernetic arm.

 

Granted, but the Wampa also has a cybernetic everything else except for head and internal organs, and looks like General Grievous squeezed into a too tight suit.

I hope Luke and Leia have a scene together

 

Oh man could that wish get this thread shut down.

 

Granted: Luke became gay.

I wish BB-8 fights R2-D2

 

Granted, but Poe sees them, and he has them both get their mind wiped.

I want Admiral Ackbar to say ITS NOT A TRAP!

 

Granted-But it will be a trap! A Kylo's trap!

I want to see a stormtrooper hinting his head again!

 

He does. Which causes a reactor to fail and sets off a chain reaction that destroys Starkiller base, rendering the Resistance attack moot.

I wish the Modal Nodes could make an appearance

 

Granted, but Figrin D'an performs drunk, exposes himself, and is dragged off stage and arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish Leia wears a distinctive and unusual hairstyle.

 

Granted, but today is a bad hair day..

I wish Finns full name was Hucklebarry Finn.

 

<-- ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???!!!

 

Granted, but TFA will be criticized as being racist...oh, wait...

I wish that Warwick Davis appears as Wicket.

 

Granted, but he only shows up with Jar Jar trying to steal every scene.

I wish that Han would make a comment about shooting Greedo first back in Mos Eisley in TFA.

 

Granted, but it's the burnt corpse of Wicket.

I wish that we would get some new jedi force powers in this film.

 

vin - too slow!

Gotta post again in response to my wish instead!

 

Granted, but he comments that he missed and it was Sana who fired the fatal shot from a booth in the corner.

I wish Maisie Richardson-Sellers is Han's illegitimate daughter.



Sent from my LG-D415 using Tapatalk

 

Granted, but the mother is Sy Snootles


I hope the rumour is true that the film opens with Luke's saber in space