ST Corrupt A Wish: TFA Edition {Forum Game}

Granted, but they build it right over the exhaust port of Starkiller base, which consequently explodes as soon as the New Order tries to fire the superweapon.

I wish for Chewbacca to survive all three sequel movies.

 

Granted. The fall-out from the Starkiller weapon turns him into the Star Wars equivalent of Dr. Manhattan, rending him unkillable--and very blue.

I wish that we see Leia use a Jedi mind trick on someone

 

Granted. She fools the Knights of Ren into believing they are the stars of Magic Mike 3.

I wish Han scolds Rey for texting while flying.

 

Granted. He scolds her via text message.

I wish that Rey is a total smartass to Finn... constantly.

 

If she's Han & Leai's daughter, the sarcasm of the force will be strong with her indeed.

I wish that General Hux moonlights as a standup comedian.

 

Granted, but during a routine, he goes on a racist rant against a heckler and later apologizes on late night television.

I wish to see Tatooine at some point during the sequel trilogy.

 

Granted, but it's only during the Max Rebo Band intermission

I wish that Salacious Crumb has a cameo in TFA

 

Granted, but it's bigger than Luke Skywalker's.

I wish that Vuffi Raa appears in TFA to lead the heroes to Lando in the next movie.

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Granted, but Lando teleports to Jakku as soon as the heroes arrive.

I wish that Rey gets a gigantic twig stuck in her hair for an eternity.