Whats wrong with Porkins? Your a big guy... get over it. It's just to have fun. Besides do know how many people would LOVE to have their pictures taken with Porkins? Just think about all those babes. lol I say you just do a basic Jedi seeing that it's easy to do. Plus you'll problemly feel better about being in it. But untill you get past this big thing you have going on I'm not sure what to till you to do. It's your call. I think you'd make a great Tie Pilot. The suit is all in black and thats slimming. You can all ways do the mando with everyone else. They come in all shapes & sizes. That way you can do your own size, color you name it. You know I'll be more than glad to help you out with whatever you desided. The only thing is I've knew you now for over 5 years and your still desiding. lol SeeYa, TK PS> At least your not SHORT like Brandon.