Victoria. BC Counter Attack

Speaking of stuff people are trading (which we weren't)

How's it going with that Helmet Mike?

 

The helmet is boxed and ready to go Chris the problem is how to ship it to you for less than $60. I have found a slimline box
that is strong. the helmet is in 2 pieces so
it fits perfectly. Next Thursday is payday and the day that I will be shipping it out

 

But he is in reality shipping you cretin in a box! [face_shocked]

 

Is this helmet talk about a stormtrooper mask? Do you have a little cottage industry going on, Mike?

-Vills

 

Actually it is a clonetrooper helmet that I promised Chris last fall. It was sold in Canada last year along with 2 boxes of breakfast cereal. I had it all packed up and to my dismay found out the shipping for it was $113 Canadian for shipping to Victoria. I then attempted to put it into a smaller box but never got around to sending it out.

 

That's alright Mike

Our great lordvader always tells us Aussies how slow you Canadians are.

Unleash the Drop Bears (our Elite Fighting Koala Unit )

 

Oh is that so eh....


*releases Mike's Molson Moose posse at Aussies*

 

You think we're afraid of Bullwinkle.

 

"Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat!"

Proceeds to pull an Albertosaurus (found in the Alberta tar sands of all places, go figure where they got the name) to chase after the Aussies.

"Roo-aaaarrr!!!"

"Eeek! A dinosaur!"

"Roaaaaarrr, roaaaaaaaaaarr!"

"Aaargh! It's got me! Heeeeeelp! No! Someone he-....*ack*!"

*munch* *munch* *munch* *crunch* *crunch* *munch* *chew*...*gulp*

Hmm...crunchy, not pretentious, with a slight bouquet of yeast extract and eucalyptus...think I'll have me another...

"Roooaaaaarrr!!!"

"Aaaahhh!"

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The Aussies desperately try to flee from the ravenous Albertosaurus by following their simian instincts and climbing a tree, where they'll groom each other and fling dung!

- Rani

 

LOL
Nobody can stand in the way of an Albertosaurus! Not even the puny T-Rex!

 

LMAO

Now THAT is funny.

Thanks Mike.....I'll watch the skys.

 

Rani, you rock! That was hilarious!

*Derisa*

 

Ok aussies you are done !!!
Surrender or I will send in the Sith Wife...

 

[face_scared_out_of_my_mind]
Not the Sith Wife! Please Mike, not your wife. I don't think we can stand the threat of death looming over us like that!

Heaven help us!

 

That's ok, I'll send you some Aussie yobbo's to combat it!

 

OK I am here to kick some Aussie a$$ and to chew bubblegum and I am all out of bubblegum...

 

*lets loose a barrage of chewed up eucalypt leaves at the canehdians*

 

[face_shocked] Not the wife!

That's low Mike, real low.

To unleash the wife onto us poor aussie's I never thought that you cunucks would sink to those levels. [face_shocked]

( Lynora, no offence inteaded. I'm sure your not as scary as Mike leads us to believe. I hope )

 

She is all that and more

 

You haven't met yet

 

Nope

 

You've met your match !

 

I heard that Debbie called the number so many
times so his parents had the phone number changed

 

*Still watching the Post Box*

Where for art thou Helmet?

 

You should have it by late next week...