Counterattack

Sinister Looking Eyebrows squadron hit and run!

*Fires toffe loaded missles with chilli warheads*

*gone*

 

What was that?

Did anyone see it?

Why am I all covered with chili and toffe?

 

*That* was just plain evil.

To sneak up like that and bomb our poor little forum. Just like those cowards aka the Brits...

 

You just wait until after dinner...

(Gotta have dinner. Can't fight a war on an empty stomach)

 

*Steals Enji's dinner*

hahahaahahahahaahh
, I like it here

*chomps on Enji's food*

 

Moahaha... don't you think I'd anticipated that? I put some nice, crispy bugs in the stew... as well as some X-wing oil!

 

Bad bad...baaaaaaad boy.

Ok! Time to send in the defense force. Our latex sheep !

 

*farts then runs*


I look forward to further forays into your FF base

 

* sets up a camouflaged AA-muffin-battery to catch any unwelcome intruders*

 

Now that FF-UK has proper leadership in the guise of Field Marshal D_A, Commander Field (Salt & Vinegar) Command, you guys will rue the day you targeted old Blighty!

 

Now that FF-UK has proper leadership in the guise of Field Marshal D_A, Commander Field (Salt & Vinegar) Command, you guys will rue the day you targeted old Blighty!

Yes, that's right! We come in twos!!!!!

 

*ground attack clogs AA battry's with wet suger*


*SLE attack wing pounds silly ( ) Swedes with sneezy pepper bombs*

*chucks toilet seat onto FFSweden runway*

arrrr [Face_silly], everyoneone in bed?

*tucks Swedes into bed and kisses each one on the forehead*

Night night

 

*gets into bed and twinkles her eyes at Jedi_Loon*

Nighty-night, "daddy"

*hugs Jedi_Loon, and sneaks some ants under his collar*

Hehe...

 

1. All swedes are not insane...just some in this forum....

2.WHy are we attacking FF-UK??? Salt and Vineagar (yuuuk!!)...

3. The last attack we made was on Canada...and for what? (actually i don't remember why we attacked Canada)

 

Syruo sj, Suryp!

 

And Hayden! Don't forget my Dark Lord!

Hm, Jedi_Loon seems to be a very dangerous foe...we should all join together in an effort to drown him in the syrup we stole from Canada. Then we can cover him in feather as well...

*rummage through her closet in search for syrup*

*returns with evil smile*

Prepare to be sweetened!

 

*counter attack the counter attack with a rain of most-higly-deadly-soya-beens-from-mars*

taste that you evil FFUK´rs.

Swedish Jedi , we have no crisps..or chips.. we need them, they have them. its ours!

 

Their counterattack was a poor effort... I can tell they are desperate... Soon they will give in to our demands...

 

Of course they will! They won't stand a chance against our combined madness!

And SJ, read our Declaration of War to find out about our demands... we want everything that's deep fried, especially crisps...

Kee, wonderful idea! Let's attack the Brits with the syrup!

 

And since we all are mad.. our combined madness will be to much.. even for us... Which is why we give it away in small doses to the FF Chapters we attack...

 

*appears covered in ant bites*
*sprays everyone with ten year old aftershave which is now little more than alcohol*

you cannot defeat me! But you can bribe me

 

You try to defeat SWEDES with alcohol?

We practically invented alcohol!

*drinks the alcohol*

Hmm, pretty weak. You don't have anything stronger?

 

We practically invented alcohol!

Piffle my dear Swede


But I've got some Corellian Whiskey if ya want to share?