Counterattack

*Arcana hides in the shadows but is suddenly hit by something hard in the head*

- Ouff!

*Falls to the ground, unconscious*

 

Jedi_Loon - there is no such thing as being bitten again

*stares at the fallen Arcana* So...what do with him now?

*sniff*

Maybe we can suck his blood too? I'm getting in the mood here...

 

Oooh yes, let us suck their blood!

*gets into her vampire mode*

*bites Arcana in the neck*

Yuck... he's not very tasty... stupid Muppet's gone bad.

 

*Arcana open his eyes*

- Hey! What are you guys looking at?

*Gets up*

- Aww... my neck hurts.

*Sees Enji*

- Holy crap! When did she get here?

*Walks slowly away and then runs into the shadows and hides*

 

*grins at Arcana*

So, how do you feel, little Muppet? You look sort of... pale...

 

*tackles Enji*

*holds her down and drinks her blood*

i got a taste for it last time

 

'You were working as waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you'

'Now three years on you've got the world at your feet'

*cue music*

Loons new weapon...80's music

Puts Rabbit fur ear muffs on...

 

Ehm, so? We worship 80's music!

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified... didn't think that I could live without crisps by my side..."

Ahhh! Help me! He's biting me!!

 

ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

80s music!

 

bad move then


Well I can live with it. Plays cantina music to distract everyone.

*starts dancing*

 

Sorry, Loon, I grew up with my father and no music can threw me off balance...

*dances around the room*

 

Loons new weapon...80's music

That's just sick J_L!!

 

well someones gotta win this war

Although i'm not sure I want to if these vampire orgies continue

 

....... ni e fan läskiga

 

Thundercats are hooooooo!


Teenage mustant hero turtles, teenage mutant hero turtles....Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power!

Right I am the great Splinter a smelly rat and I demand that you give up your feeble attacks on FFUK and we may share some crisps.

wal pong poodoo kell tainer bong tycho tar phon Fett der Boba ding dong tabletennis bon jour my little jaba the Hutt Han Solo hairy wookie lowbacca baf kyp de la Durran smells like the Swedes

 

thats right you are all corran darn skywalker da mara jade did pooh fart bum Jango and yoda

 

come again?

 

you're listening to the new FFUK code...happy deciphering!

 

TURTLES! *starts dancing around with a large smile on her face*

Can I be Michelangelo? The party dude!!

*starts waving nunchakas*

Hmm, that code wasn't easy to crack. But I see you mention Kell, Tycho and Kyp, which normally is a very good thing, but I'm not so sure... since you *are* British, and since everyone's always mean to Tycho, I guess it's something that I should take as an insult. If not to us, well, maybe to Tycho. And as everyone should know by now, if you're mean to him, Enji gets very very mad...

*throws a large pölsa-muffin at the Brits*

 

*launches 12 Haggis artillery guns all of which strike Enji in the face*

 

*decides to get into the fray*

*fires the infamous Skåneweapon, the Blodkorvsgranade*

[Duke Nukem voice]Suck it down![/Duke Nukem voice]

 

Yuck... haggis...

*covers Stuey in ketchup and parmesan cheese*

*lets loose a bunch of very hungry swedish students, who all look at Stuey with ravenous eyes*

 

Me too, especially now at the end of the month.

 

No you Swedes are Shredder and Krang, plus his evil foot troopers?