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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by garrettendi, May 28, 2002.

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  1. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 19, 2001
    TTG and me have been arguing over possession of edith.

    Therefore I am applying for a court-sanctioned custody order for temporary custody of edith ( my pink kangaroo with the yellow ears).

    TTG and I will adress our case before the jury. The jury is as follows.

    Mots_Minx
    MOT
    Alpha
    AFI
    OJGay
    and OAC

    applications for jury service may be accepted.

    the jury may ask the defendent (TTG) and the prosecution (Me) questiins concerning edith.

    this court will come to order!

    //bangs gavel

     
  2. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Lords and Ladies of the jury.

    I realised the need for an offical custody order yesterday when TTG failed to comply with my reasonable request to have care over edith on saturdays and sundays.

    This shows what little regard TTG has for edith's religion, (The Church Of The Chosen Marsupial).

    Also. I found out yesterday that, TTG has been taking edith to the pub every sundays in place of her special kangaroo church, and played darts with her!

    I ask you, members of the jury, is this acceptable???

    NO

    edith may well accidentally stab herself with one of the darts, especially seeing as how emotionally unstable she is after being the audience to TTG's and Chet's private sex games!

    This proves TTG to be an irresponsible parent!
     
  3. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I say, you don't appear to have a judge old chap.
     
  4. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 19, 2001
    You can be the judge

    Order! Order!

    Bring about order for the Right Honourable Judge Poodu!
     
  5. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 16, 2001
    Ill be the man in the corner defeneding TTG :)
     
  6. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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  7. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 3, 1999
    *Judge Poodu looks pompously about his courtroom*
     
  8. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Dec 13, 2000
    except TTG is too lazy to get outta bed today and won't be here. The skiving munkee.
     
  9. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Feb 16, 2001
    My lord, im affraid my client has not turned up yet, i think we should have a break and play silly gits until she appears...
     
  10. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Aug 30, 2001
    // flicks bogies into the public gallery
     
  11. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 24, 2002
    Ugh.
    // wipes said bogies from sleeve
     
  12. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Flicks ink at OJK
     
  13. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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  14. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 3, 1999
    *flying bogie hits Poodu, waking him from his slumber*

    ORDER!!! Or I shall have thee thrown from the courtroom... so I can sleep in peace...
     
  15. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 19, 2001
    Judge Poodu, will you please call for order.

    This court is beginning to become a shambles.

    I suggest we take a "lunch break" until the defendent is here.

    Unless anakin would like to say anything in the defence of his client.

    //eyes anakin menacingly
     
  16. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    //secretly reads spider-man comic instead of case notes
     
  17. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *misses gavel and hits the Clerk of the Court on the head with his little wooden hammer* We shall adjourn until 1pm.
     
  18. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yes well, what was the charge again??
     
  19. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 19, 2001
    Judge poodu, with all respect, you are indeed stupid.

    i have a GCSE science exam at 1pm, and so will be unable to attend. i suggest we sojourn until 2:45, when my exam will be finished.
     
  20. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    contempt of court! Sling him in the brig.

    Munkee shall not be here all day to defend herself BTW.

    So the first person to start a thread about her and what an imbecile she is gets a prize.
     
  21. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 3, 1999
    I find the prosecution in contempt of the court. We shall adjourn until 3pm to take into account the prosecution's poor time-scheduling and lack of notification of inability to attend court shall cost you two Poodu Points

    And a further two points shall be deducted for improperly informing the defendent of the case brought against her. This court is adjourned until the moro.
     
  22. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 19, 2001
    no Judge Poodu, it is due to your inability to possess ESP to read my mind.
     
  23. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 3, 1999
    *bangs gavel* Two more points
     
  24. AFIdude666

    AFIdude666 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 8, 2001
    //puff puff

    I'm here... Sorry I'm late.
     
  25. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //snatches gavel

    //bangs poodu with gavel
     
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