Lit Crawling the New EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    I think I heard someone say "that just piell by the wayside" once (can't find it now), but "Rylothed away" takes the ball for sheer elegance.

    I like it how you put the "pointless" in there.

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  2. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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    While I understand your statements, I think of this as more of a "for fun" type post. Just to see what fans want to keep in with a limited amount of words.
  3. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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    Nice. I loved that series as a kid!
  4. JackG Force Ghost

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    It is a time of peace for the galaxy: the New Jedi Order has vanquished the celestial Abeloth and the Lost Tribe of Sith have been scattered.

    In the wake of galactic civil war and slave uprisings the Galactic Alliance of Free Federations has reached an expansive peace with the newly benevolent Galactic Empire.

    As these allies move to secure democracy in the Outer Rim, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa Solo and her husband, Han, newly freed from their respective duties, depart for the Unknown Regions....
    Last edited by JackG, Nov 1, 2012
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  5. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Damn you. If this isn't Episode 7 I will now be upset.
  6. darthcaedus1138 Force Ghost

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    Star Wars

    Episode VII

    Waru's Revenge!


  7. cthugha Jedi Grand Master

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    Maybe Waru could suck the entire galaxy into his parallel universe, thereby preserving the current EU from being overwritten by Ep.VII etc.?

    Also, nice avatar.
  8. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    I liked every post that remembered to use the four dot ellipsis. The rest of you should be ashamed.
  9. GrandAdmiralJello Emperor: Community & Lit

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    STAR WARS
    Episode VII

    THE MAYOR OF SERNPIDAL GOES TO CORUSCANT


    It is a period of uncertainty for the galaxy. Rogue politicians, bent on corrupt business dealings and many shenanigans, have taken over the NEW REPUBLIC.


    The sinister financiers of the Banking Clan, in league with Aargau and the Corporate Sector, have begun to issue LOW-INTEREST LOANS unsecured by collateral of any kind.

    But on the far away moon of Sernpidal, a MINOR MUNICIPAL OFFICIAL uncorrupted by the lies and deceit of the Core ventures towards the capital to bring good government and sound fiscal policy back to the galaxy . . . .
    Last edited by GrandAdmiralJello, Nov 1, 2012
  10. beccatoria Force Ghost

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    Fixed that for you.
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  11. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Pffft, three dots, same thing :p
  12. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Tell that to the guy who named himself after it.
  13. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Methinks you dot protest too much.

    EDIT: DAMMIT COOP YOU NINJA BARVE.
    EDIT II: Though I wonder where FourDot is, these days.
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  14. Team Padme Jedi Grand Master

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    I really like your idea :D
  15. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    He was posting in Amphitheatre right up until the move. Can't remember if he was on the temp board or not. I'm proud (?) to say that his last post in Lit was in the thread where we named my cat.
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  16. Runjedirun Chancellor of the EUC Senate

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    @Team Padme Thanks, the problem is I want a Jaina, Jag and Ben big three, now I'm worried it will be mostly Allana.
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  17. Sable_Hart Force Ghost

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    I find your lack of references to "dark greetings!" disturbing...
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  18. TypoCelchu Force Ghost

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  19. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    That's what the ticket vendors are ordered to say to all who come and see the movie. "The Empire bids you dark greetings. Your movie's the third on the right".
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  20. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    STAR
    WARS

    EPISODE VII

    A SITH SHALL BE BORN

    The Emperor is long dead, yet a lasting peace eludes the galaxy. Decades
    of conflict, from without and within, have threatened civilization to its core, time and again.

    And unto this, CONAN, destined to wear the jeweled crown of AQUILAE upon a troubled brow.

    It is I, his CHRONICLER, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure....
    Last edited by Ulicus, Nov 1, 2012
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  21. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    I think "threatened" is an either/or proposition. That's like saying civilization was buried to its core.

    Also, Conan, boo.
  22. Lugija Force Ghost

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    Will this be the Boba Fett movie?
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  23. Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Grand Master

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  24. GrandAdmiralJello Emperor: Community & Lit

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    You'll just have to wait until I announce casting news. :)

    For all you know, the mayor of Sernpidal might be played by Brian Blessed.
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  25. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    STAR WARS

    Episode VII
    A New Republic Rises

    Thirty years have passed since the REBEL victory at Endor. From the ashes of the old, a NEW REPUBLIC has risen. Freedom and liberty return to a war-weary galaxy.

    Under the tuteledge of LUKE SKYWALKER, a NEW JEDI ORDER has arisen. These new Jedi, though few in number, have brought light back into a galaxy of darkness.

    On CORUSCANT, the restored GALACTIC SENATE reviews an offer of peace from the remnants of the GALACTIC EMPIRE. At long last, peace is within reach...

    *****


    Following the OT, the Episode VII would end with a happy ending, Episode VIII would have a new threat emerge and challenge the New Republic and Jedi, and Episode IX would be the climactic conclusion.

    --Adm. Nick
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