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Lit Crawling the New EU

Discussion in 'Literature' started by CooperTFN, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    I think I heard someone say "that just piell by the wayside" once (can't find it now), but "Rylothed away" takes the ball for sheer elegance.

    I like it how you put the "pointless" in there.

     
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  2. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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    While I understand your statements, I think of this as more of a "for fun" type post. Just to see what fans want to keep in with a limited amount of words.
     
  3. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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    Nice. I loved that series as a kid!
     
  4. JackG

    JackG Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    It is a time of peace for the galaxy: the New Jedi Order has vanquished the celestial Abeloth and the Lost Tribe of Sith have been scattered.​
    In the wake of galactic civil war and slave uprisings the Galactic Alliance of Free Federations has reached an expansive peace with the newly benevolent Galactic Empire.​
    As these allies move to secure democracy in the Outer Rim, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa Solo and her husband, Han, newly freed from their respective duties, depart for the Unknown Regions....​
     
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  5. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Damn you. If this isn't Episode 7 I will now be upset.
     
  6. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Star Wars

    Episode VII

    Waru's Revenge!


     
  7. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Maybe Waru could suck the entire galaxy into his parallel universe, thereby preserving the current EU from being overwritten by Ep.VII etc.?

    Also, nice avatar.
     
  8. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I liked every post that remembered to use the four dot ellipsis. The rest of you should be ashamed.
     
  9. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    STAR WARS
    Episode VII
    THE MAYOR OF SERNPIDAL GOES TO CORUSCANT
    It is a period of uncertainty for the galaxy. Rogue politicians, bent on corrupt business dealings and many shenanigans, have taken over the NEW REPUBLIC.

    The sinister financiers of the Banking Clan, in league with Aargau and the Corporate Sector, have begun to issue LOW-INTEREST LOANS unsecured by collateral of any kind.
    But on the far away moon of Sernpidal, a MINOR MUNICIPAL OFFICIAL uncorrupted by the lies and deceit of the Core ventures towards the capital to bring good government and sound fiscal policy back to the galaxy . . . .
     
  10. beccatoria

    beccatoria Jedi Master star 4

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    Fixed that for you.
     
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  11. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Pffft, three dots, same thing :p
     
  12. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Tell that to the guy who named himself after it.
     
  13. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Methinks you dot protest too much.

    EDIT: DAMMIT COOP YOU NINJA BARVE.
    EDIT II: Though I wonder where FourDot is, these days.
     
  14. Allana_Rey

    Allana_Rey Jedi Master star 4

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    I really like your idea :D
     
  15. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    He was posting in Amphitheatre right up until the move. Can't remember if he was on the temp board or not. I'm proud (?) to say that his last post in Lit was in the thread where we named my cat.
     
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  16. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Team Padme Thanks, the problem is I want a Jaina, Jag and Ben big three, now I'm worried it will be mostly Allana.
     
  17. Sable_Hart

    Sable_Hart Jedi Master star 4

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    I find your lack of references to "dark greetings!" disturbing...
     
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  18. TypoCelchu

    TypoCelchu Jedi Master star 6

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  19. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    That's what the ticket vendors are ordered to say to all who come and see the movie. "The Empire bids you dark greetings. Your movie's the third on the right".
     
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  20. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    STAR
    WARS
    EPISODE VII
    A SITH SHALL BE BORN
    The Emperor is long dead, yet a lasting peace eludes the galaxy. Decades
    of conflict, from without and within, have threatened civilization to its core, time and again.
    And unto this, CONAN, destined to wear the jeweled crown of AQUILAE upon a troubled brow.
    It is I, his CHRONICLER, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure....
     
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  21. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    I think "threatened" is an either/or proposition. That's like saying civilization was buried to its core.

    Also, Conan, boo.
     
  22. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Will this be the Boba Fett movie?
     
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  23. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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  24. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    You'll just have to wait until I announce casting news. :)

    For all you know, the mayor of Sernpidal might be played by Brian Blessed.
     
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  25. AdmiralNick22

    AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    STAR WARS
    Episode VII
    A New Republic Rises​
    Thirty years have passed since the REBEL victory at Endor. From the ashes of the old, a NEW REPUBLIC has risen. Freedom and liberty return to a war-weary galaxy.​
    Under the tuteledge of LUKE SKYWALKER, a NEW JEDI ORDER has arisen. These new Jedi, though few in number, have brought light back into a galaxy of darkness.​
    On CORUSCANT, the restored GALACTIC SENATE reviews an offer of peace from the remnants of the GALACTIC EMPIRE. At long last, peace is within reach...​
    *****​
    Following the OT, the Episode VII would end with a happy ending, Episode VIII would have a new threat emerge and challenge the New Republic and Jedi, and Episode IX would be the climactic conclusion.​
    --Adm. Nick​
     
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