Crazy Crossed Up Film Wars

Discussion in 'Enterprise, AL' started by Draku_Vorn1979_, Nov 30, 2004.

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  1. Draku_Vorn1979_ Jedi Knight

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    Hello Everyone!!!!! Yes, I'm alive...and its good to be back.

    The idea here is to have a battle between any character(s) that has been in the movies or tv series.
    Its the Holliday Season so be creative and Funny!!!

    The First Combatants are:

    The EWOKS vs SMURFS

    Who would win and why? Have Fun!!!!!

    Most votes for each character(s)is counted and then the winner goes on to the next challenger.
  2. Blaise_Marik Jedi Knight

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    I vote Ewoks They are Scary
  3. Draku_Vorn1979_ Jedi Knight

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    I'll vote Smurfs...they have the only blue cartoon character with a push-up bra via Smurfette..although she is mad because she has a ho-rrible reputation.
  4. Bors_Kaegel FF Chapter Rep Birmingham, AL USA

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    Wait... aren't Smurfs the size of Mushrooms?

    Ewoks could crush them beneath their feet! :)
  5. Sage_Halcyon Jedi Master

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    The man has a point... But to be perfectly fair, the AT-ST's didn't quite crush the Ewoks now did they?

    ;)

    Sage H.
  6. Bors_Kaegel FF Chapter Rep Birmingham, AL USA

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    That's living versus non-living, Joe. :)

    I'm tellin' ya, it'd be like hundreds of fuzzy Godzillas trampling the Smufian Empire. Not even Papa Smurf could hold off the assault.
  7. Sage_Halcyon Jedi Master

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    Man! Now I want to see this made! Curse you Vorn!

    I remember a Smurf's episode where Papa Smurf was teaching all the other smurfs about teamwork. He grabbed a twig and handed it to one smurf. He then instructed him to break it. The smurf did so. Papa Smurf asked him if it was easy. The smurf concurred that it was. Papa Smurf then grabbed a handful of twigs, held them together, and handed them to the same smurf. He then instructed him to do the same thing. The smurf couldn't break them. The moral was that if you stand alone, you can easily fall, but if you stand together you are much stronger and can accomplish more.

    Now if the ewoks show up in force, then yeah, the poor smurfs are screwed...

    I can't believe I'm still typing this post...

    Sage H.
  8. Gokuku Jedi Knight

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    Yeah Sage is right and if the EWOKS do an airial "HANGLIDER" with some rocks then its definetly over!!!!!!!
    GO EWOKS,GO EWOKS!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Blaise_Marik Jedi Knight

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    kill the blues


    save the girl.
  10. Draku_Vorn1979_ Jedi Knight

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    Well, looks like a sign of victory is close for the Ewoks, but at the last momment the smurfs decide to build(yes, their IQ is much higher than all the Ewoks combined) a gold painted statue, wait whats that, it appears the Ewoks have laid down their weapons and have begun to pray and bow...hmmmmm interesting. Also, Papa smurf has decided to equip all the Smurf clan with needles to use as swords..Now stepping on the lil Smurfs might be hazardous...lol

    Alright its time to move on to the next battle

    Everyone cast your vote by voting for one or another.

    MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.
  11. Sage_Halcyon Jedi Master

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    Smurfs.

    BOOYAH!

    Sage H.
  12. SithLordTyrial Jedi Padawan

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    Well let's not forget about good 'ol Gizmo Smurf...

    *Gizmo Smurf walks out of his lab*

    Gizmo --- "Hey Smurfs, guess what I just made!!! It's an electromagnet!!! If I put it on repel..."

    All Smurfs --- "NOOOOOOO!!!"

    *Gizmo clicks magnet to REPEL*

    *All the pins fly out of the Smurfs hands and head to the next closest magnet, the gold-painted IRON statue*

    "thoop...thoop...thuoooop...ergugule..."

    Papa Smurf --- "Wow, Gizmo, you defeated the evil Ewok empire! You did something right for a change. I'm proud of you!!!"

    Gizmo --- "Really!!! Let me show you what else me electromagnet can do!

    *Gizmo clicks magnet to ATTRACT*

    "thoop...thoop...thuoooop...ergugule..."

    Gizmo --- "WOW guys, isn't this thing cool! Guys. Guys. Guys..."

    Smurfs - 1
    Ewoks - 0

    Smurfs win.

    Next victims, I mean contestents...
  13. Sage_Halcyon Jedi Master

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    KILL 'EM ALL AND LET GARGOMEL SORT 'EM OUT!!!

    :D

    Sage H.
  14. Bors_Kaegel FF Chapter Rep Birmingham, AL USA

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    Bah you all and your Smurfy Smurfiness... victory shall be for the Ewoks!

    Are we forgetting the Ewok Log trap they let loose on the AT-STs? Reuse this primitive logic on a slope next to our Smurfian Empire's patch of shrooms and you've got something resembling Crest toothpaste on the ground all around.

    Ewoks defeated the invasion of the White demons, now they shall smite the little blue menace! ;)
  15. Sage_Halcyon Jedi Master

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    Haha! Will be a fight indeed!

    Sage H.
  16. Draku_Vorn1979_ Jedi Knight

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    Well, its time to post who was the 1st Winner in the Crazy Crossed up Film Wars. To be fair I considered all the post instead of those that just voted for final tally.

    Here is the Results:
    Smurfs: 3
    Ewoks:3

    It is a Tie. "God bless the little people." Both of them are worn out, the Smurf village has been devastated, the Ewoks now have abs of steel from all that praying to the statue that the smurfs built to hold them off. Ewoks now hate anything blue. The Smurfs have decided to cancel their subscription to any animal friendly association. Papa Smurf now has evoked a "smurf curse" to make the Ewoks have fleas, quoting "Its Time to get down with the Sickness." Now thats one angry smurf.
    So its a tie and we'll have them face off again later.
  17. Sage_Halcyon Jedi Master

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    A tie!?

    I wanted blood, man!

    A tie...

    Sheesh!

    Sage H.
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