JCC Crazy Roomates

Have you ever had a crazy roomate?

 

maybe

 

I had this one really crazy roommate. She'd always scream at me for no reason and say things like "who are you" and "what are you doing in my house" and "how did you find me" and "I'm calling the cops".

 

No, but I hear that crazy roommates and 12,000 USD are potentially ways to try and achieve fellatio?

 

crazy roomate what?

 

Did beezel get $2,000 back? Awesome.

 

I have a bunch of crazy roommates in my head.

 

i AM the crazy roommate

 

I have a crazy roommate in my pants.

 

I she from Texas. Because I may actually know this person.

 

One of my roommates was crazy religious too. He was always praying. I'm not sure what sect he was with, but he took the fear of god pretty seriously. His prayer was always the same: "please, god, don't hurt me" or something like that.

 

This may be an indication that the "Starbucks war on Christianity" is a widespread thing. I hope not.

 

O Lord please don't burn us,
don't grill or toast your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue,
or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
or stir fry us in a wok.
Oh please don't lightly poach us
or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
or boil us in a vat,
and please don't stick thy servant Lord in a Rotissomat

 

I was always one to wash dishes and pots and pans right away after a meal. I had a couple of roomies who would just put the dirty stuff in the sink, let it build up, then try and tell people that I never did my share of dish washing.

 

I had a roomate in college who basically never said a word. He wanted a friend of his to room with him and I was more than willing to move to get out of there.

 

i had a housemate who was pretty terrible but i "won" that battle. she eventually pissed off our third housemate who was also the homeowner and kinda burned their friendship and then moved out

that was years ago tho. i actually moved into a new house the other week and my landlady/housemate is amazing and awesome so im pretty stoked. sorry to be off topic

 

I had one who wouldn't eat bacon.

Oh wait he was just Jewish.

 

neither i nor my current roommate eat pork products of any kind. we are not jewish

 

Never lived with any crazies, but I have lived with a [not very friendly girl]. It gets old. After a while it's more boring than annoying.

 

oh i should clarify that by "crazy" i meant "not pleasant to be around" when referring to my one less-than-wonderful former roommate

 

One of my current roommates believes fluoride in the water is the reason America has "so many" [transgender] people. He also has espoused the belief that eating GMOs turn people gay (and he claims there is scientific evidence of this fact.)