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Creating an Official Jedi Council Locally?

Discussion in 'Communications' started by Urvch Kando, Dec 9, 2014.

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  1. Urvch Kando

    Urvch Kando Jedi Youngling

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    Hello, I'm new to this site but I been aware of it for quite awhile. My main question is the process required to become an officiated Jedi Council for an area. I live on Guam, and know there aren't any Star Wars groups out here at all. So I'm wondering the required process to start this, and what benefits that may come from it.
     
  2. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hello, welcome. Let me tell you how this works.

    We at this forum have an Official Jedi Council already in practice (site location anonymous in the US for safety reasons), however we are always open to branching out with new satellite branches. But as you can imagine, this is a heavy process that would require many hours of labor, and there simply aren't enough volunteers. The first step you must undertake is to send your name, date of birth, and social security number to our headmaster via carrier pigeon (he's old fashioned). After we have conducted an initial background check on you, the head of your branch, we shall move on to step 2. In Cuba we have our bank account with over two million dollars, but in order to access it we require $1,000 in payment via you. This would cover the expenses for a withdrawal, so that we may then reimburse you and provide the funding to open the facilities for your branch. Once you have sent both your information via pigeon and have completed the financial steps, we shall send an ambassador and a labor force to Guam to help rally more volunteers and begin construction.

    I hope everything was clear, have a very nice day. :)
     
  3. Urvch Kando

    Urvch Kando Jedi Youngling

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    Excellent, I've already sent a carrier pigeon your way, you'll have to be careful though, the ones from guam are actual carnivores, so if you have any pets, familial rodents, or small members of your household I'd be sure to lock them int a bright confined space until you've properly given him his next set of directions via French Canadian Interpretive dance, but you can't be snobby about it, he hates high class dancers. Once we receive said labor force and proper supplies I'll be sure to provide a motorcade Guam style as escort (we wouldn't want you wondering off into our forests). I appreciate all the help thus far and look forward to our future endeavors as a united Jedi Council.
     
  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    U bent van Guam? Is dat niet een vrucht? Nee, dat is guave. Wachten - het is vleermuis stront? Oh nee, dat is guano. In ieder geval, dit is een fascinerende draad geweest en als je om naar Nederland te gaan dan ben ik zeker Debo zou u van harte welkom.
     
  5. Urvch Kando

    Urvch Kando Jedi Youngling

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    Haha , ja we zijn een eiland , geen kak of een vrucht . Ik waardeer het welkom. Ik eigenlijk hoop dat een moderator zal kijken naar deze thread serieus , zodat ze me kunnen wijzen in de goede richting.
     
  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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  7. Urvch Kando

    Urvch Kando Jedi Youngling

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    jcgoble3 Chosen One star 6

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    ...da hell?
     
  9. LAJ_FETT

    LAJ_FETT Tech Admin (2007-2023) - She Held Us Together star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And I think we're done here. Fan Force Comms would be your place to start.
     
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